u/HollowAndPathetic

Deadass had the entire enemy team use their unites for me. X-speed Slowbro hauling ass for me as usual. Always the Slowbro Sacrifice.

Was aiming for Zeraora, but Blissey's fat ass ate my projectiles. Could've finished her, but knew it would be better to reposition and wait, since I was surrounded. Patience does wonders for Gengar.

Also, F's in the chat for the Typhlosion who just wasn't getting healed at the time.

You two, Mewtoo. We pulled through the despite the afk Blissey. I'm just happy I noticed the Groudon before anyone on the enemy team.

Absolutely satisfying watching someone overcommit or panic and they're just left to be scooped. Example of what I'm talking about.

Variants because I suck at shading

So you're telling me, at level 7, we basically get another Zacian who:

• Can't have their Attack reduced
• Is crit focused
• Ancient Power that reduces damage instead of shields
  • Plus it has Gigaton Hammer's knock up
• Both moves have cc and recovers health
• Gets their unite on evo
  • Which is a small point and click dash plus damage
  • Turns their damage into True Damage
• And also that their unite charges if an ally dies. Dunno if that's a Pawmot situation where it doesn't charge on it's own, but I know they'll love Ho-oh.

All at level 7. Oh, it most definitely sucks to be a late game pokemon rn. It's looking grim.

(Though I could be wrong)

I don't want to ping people how much percent I have on my unite. I want to tell my teammates that I see that stupid yellow dot above their icon and they always had a chance to contribute in a fight. Especially these stupid Eldegoss LITERALLY waiting until I die to use their unite. Please my teammates, the enemy team will not hesitate to use theirs. Just use it already.

To explain the made-up achievement:

1. Perfect Sweet Potato: using the Smack Down a frame before the threshold. Gives me the max range without making the threshold blink. (normal Sweet Potato is directly on the threshold) Pure skill/muscle memory.
2. The chase: no battle items, no berries, didn't stun them. Only had Thief and the unite speed boost to catch up. Also that I side stepped the Hydro Pump. Hype.
3. Looked clean: Max distance potato and the dunk. By all means, it was basically tossing a half court shot then leaping to catch it at its apex to dunk it. With Smack Down endlag, and possibly for playing on switch, this was the closest to get them to hit at the same time.
4. It killed. Playing Tinkaton, you lose faith in your unite2. Not only did auto-aim not screw me over somehow but it did kill. Even at max level, stacks, and Groudon, there was still some doubt. (Especially the off chance the Blastoise had Focus Band proc from the Smack Down) It working out is simply amazing.

So yeah, edited it because it looked pretty cool during my power trip. Here's the unedited clip. (0:57)

*Disclaimer: that Comfey was an actual player, not a bot. Also, ha, auto-aim screwed Armarouge's unite.

A Thief Tinkaton does not care for Confuse Ray, for they are willing to hurt their teammates for some extra stacks. Some may die, or just that Cinderace, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. (Actually, it's more like unwilling, but you get the reference.)

I'm going to edit that last clip because I did the baked sweet potato dunk on blastoise, and that shit was hype.

Directly referencing this meme.

Always wish the sub wouldn't be so quick to bash on a build or playstyle that isn't conventional. Don't have to agree with it, but insults aren't the way to go.

For a little context, that flaillax invaded my team's Metagross jungle during the first rotation. I was guarding the alley so he can clear it safely this time.

Also, didn't notice that Umbreon foul played Snorlax out of Metagross' unite and then whiffed theirs. That was cringe. Good thing Dodrio boosted attack in and died.