u/HollowAndPathetic

Let's say, hypothetically, you were on a Smack Down Tinkaton's screen for a millisecond...

you must perish. There is no alternative. You had your chance to leave, but you made your choice. You can't recall to base. You won't reach that sitrus berry. And your teammates will not save you. You have made a terrible mistake of letting a Smack Down Tinkaton know that you are somewhere near existing and that demands punishment. In which takes form of a volatile boulder (in the shape of a potato, of the hot or baked variety(dependent on charge)) being launched to your exact location. And if you have not succumbed to your injuries, a feral pink munchkin with a giant steel tool of destruction will arrive soon to seal your fate. You forgotten this Tinkaton existed and this will be yet another painful reminder for you. If this situation were to happen, hopefully you would learn from this lesson, while you respawn.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 4 days ago

To my dearest teammates that are pinging me while I'm farming in the center (enemy jungler is STILL in my lane):

Also to my laner for pinging me when I'm running for my stack. It's surprising how many players don't know about the early stacks.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 5 days ago

PSA: Help your Mewtwo by cutting their farm into bite size pieces.

One of the most painful things I've experienced while playing Mewtwo is trying to clear lane creeps by myself to get my unite back.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 6 days ago

Who would win? Charizard Y with their unite or a Smack Down Tinkaton in a bush?

Left an empty one incase anyone wanted to edit it and post it in a competitive Pokemon sub or whatever. If anyone does, make sure to ping me. I could go for a laugh.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 6 days ago

Rusty comeback against a Zelda

The reason I airdodged the second stock was because I was scared of getting 2framed by the sweeping knight with my upb.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 8 days ago

Nice Dragonite Quadras

Yes, the Sableye was flying. Don't know what knocked it up there, but it did make its holowear extra spooky. Vaporeon didn't care about that tho.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 8 days ago

Darkrai was not getting any sleep after that.

I mean it makes sense that they'd go for the side opposite of me, especially one with a bush. Just a shame they didn't try to shmix.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 13 days ago

When the enemy dies running into your big-ass lingering hitbox. (Wasn't directly aiming for them)

I still can't get over that clip of the Charizard running into Smack Down's lingering hitbox. They unintentionally dodged it by missing their Fire Punch, but Charizard instincts told them to go back for the Cinderace and they died for it!

The clips of Gengar and Greninja getting obliterated were funny, but seeing Charizard dying for Charizarding (being an absolute mutt) gave me the goofiest smile on my face.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 14 days ago

Average ExtremeRage Dragonite vs. Feraligatr Encounter

Saw a post on Feraligatr and went to practice mode as soon as possible. Found out Feraligatr copied Dragonite's homework but changed it a little for his playstyle.

So here I am repurposing a previous drawn meme to fit for optimal slander.

u/HollowAndPathetic — 15 days ago