u/Honda_Driver_2015

I have an emissions test and completely forgot to study

Shit, I can't fail this test and it's my first time taking it.

I can't afford to fail, I need to drive my grandma to her appointment with the coroner... Took forever to get the referral.

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 — 5 days ago

My wife is convinced Lindsey Clancy is innocent, should I divorce her?

She talks about it constantly and I am so tired of hearing about her. She is convinced that the husband murdered their 3 children.

Help!

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 — 1 month ago

I'm on a strict vegetable/ diet Coke diet

I love to eat an onion and garlic sandwich in the morning and I had a doctor's appointment and on the way there I downed the 2 liter bottle of Dr. Coke. I wasn't feeling so good but as soon as she said open your mouth and say ah a let of huge belch right in her face.

They proceeded to throw me out without giving me a reason.

I started a club at my office and I'm trying to get everybody on board with this onion and garlic diet I think my coworkers love it because they always give this look on their face like a smile when I walk by.

Any suggestions on improving the situation?

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 — 3 months ago

PetSmart won't give me an engraved dog tag for my cat

I want a cat tag that I could put on my cat's collar but PetSmart won't make me one. My cats name is 'Litta Fucker'

How can I stop them from being so discriminatory?

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 — 4 months ago

How do I celebrate pride month when I am not proud of anything I have done?

I don't have any pride, only shame for the dark things I have done and where I did them

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 — 5 months ago