[WP] You were surprised to find out that the local villagers actually liked their vampire lord. Though in hindsight the fact that they kept their village safe in these chaotic times should’ve made it obvious.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 1 day ago

[EU] The Men in Black has connections with the “mundane” US government. Even when aliens are involved health regulations need to be followed. When you became a health inspector you never thought you’d be inspecting restaurants owned by aliens.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 7 days ago

[WP] You have just been forcibly transported to the fantasy realm you created as a child. While you never were an abusive Author the realm has nevertheless suffered the natural consequences of your youthful imagination not thinking anything through at all.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 12 days ago

[WP] You learned the long-hidden truth that the Alchemist’s Guild wished to hide. That there are no rules. And that success in alchemy relies more on intent, desperation, hope, and luck than actual skill.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 16 days ago

[WP] Alchemists figured out how to make lead into gold a while ago. And now it’s your job to weed out improperly transmutated gold as it is still too poisonous to use.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 23 days ago

[WP] Turns out that there are no truly “unforgivable” spells. It all depends on intent and how you use it. Even the infamous “killing curse”can be used without negative effects if the target of the spell lacks sapience.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 1 month ago

Veracity of the Pokédex

How much of the Pokédex consists of concrete factual information and how much consists of legends and folklore passed off as fact?

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 1 month ago

[WP] In 2062 subtle act of rebellion among the youth living among the technocracy is the underground network still circulating increasingly decrepit blu ray discs and other physical media amongst themselves.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 1 month ago

Veracity of the Pokédex

How much of the Pokédex consists of concrete factual information and how much consists of legends and folklore passed off as fact?

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 1 month ago

[WP] Contrary to popular belief one does not need to use black magic to become a Lich. You have just ascended to become the first “White Lich” in the kingdom’s history.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 1 month ago

[WP] The city’s heroes and villains have managed to band together for a common goal? What is that goal? The preservation of a now-struggling legendary local restaurant.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 2 months ago

[WP] Once again you thank the clueless nepobaby nitwits for sparing no expense on the doomsday bunker. Though their fate proved that no amount of money made up for a lack of survival instincts.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 3 months ago

[WP] Apparently one tactic that never fails in exorcising demons is to call the demon’s manager. Yes, really. The hard part is figuring out who their manager is.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 3 months ago

[WP] Contrary to popular belief black cats are not bad luck in and of themselves. It’s the part where you cross paths with one without even attempting to pet them that causes the bad luck.

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u/HonestAbe1809 — 3 months ago