26F, Currently hiring for the position of Friend. Interested?
Good day!
We saw your profile on the Introverts subreddit, and we are pleased to inform you that you have been shortlisted for the position of “Friend,” should you still be available.
You are hereby invited for an interview at your most convenient time. If you have any questions or inquiries, feel free to message me directly.
Please send your updated CV.
Thank you very much, and we hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
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