u/Imaginary_Club_1010

Today around noon, I was using the men’s public bathrooms that double as change rooms at Coultice Park. I was in the stall when I heard someone come in and I see his feet go to the bench beside the stall, then he stands up on the bench and looks into the stall. Thinking it was just a city worker who didn’t see me, I just said “Hey man” expecting him to leave immediately. But he just says sorry and stays up there starts trying to balance an empty iced cap cup on one of the ceiling beams. My tone shifted at this point and I yelled “What are you doing?!” And he kept just trying to balance the cup in the beam so I shouted it again and then he jumped down with his cup and left.

I went outside after to have my lunch in my car and he was still out there by his car. He apologized quickly and then opened up a cannabis drink and walked towards the park and sat on a bench furthest away from the one mom with her kids at the park and then slowly move over and sat on the bench a couple down from the one she and her kids were sitting at and sat there for a few minutes before going back to his car. He was still just sitting there as I left.

I didn’t report this because I don’t know if you can report someone for being creepy, but it was weird and he had a weird vibe. I don’t know if he was leaving his empty cup up there to make a drug deal or if he planned on leaving his phone in the cup to record people or what. Just wanted to give the community a heads up to look up at the ceiling beams if you or your kids are using any of the park bathrooms in the area.

Growing up I was more of an entourage “You kidding? I am queens boulevard” boy when it came to watching hbo shows that were inappropriate for children. I started watching The sopranos this week for the first time and it’s pretty good. I like that the intro is just a car driving around just like entourage, it gets me fired up just like “I wanna be your superheroooooo, yeah, YEAH! Oh, YEAH!” did while I was watching entourage. I also like that Turtles girlfriend is the daughter in The Sopranos, I haven’t googled how old she was in the first season irl so I will not comment further on sweet, beautiful, crystal meth using Meadow Soprano. I also like that Tony’s crew are pretty much just a bunch of Johnny Dramas, Drama was my favourite character in entourage and now I’m just waiting for one of Tony’s cronies to yell “VICTORY!!!” I really hope that happens at some point. Anyways Entourage fucking rules, it definitely got worse as time went on and the Medellin season and the movie both suck ass, but most of show still holds up. Remember Ari Gold always yelling racist and homophobic things at his gay Asian assistant Lloyd? I always wanted to bang Mrs. Ari, she has a weird face but it’s that weird kinda hot. Fun fact she also plays Will Ferrells wife in Old School and Ari (Jeremy Piven) plays the dean or whatever, just interesting that they both were in that movie and then went on to become one of HBO’s most iconic couples years later. So yeah the sopranos is pretty good so far, I get why Devon likes it, it’s like Italian entourage.

Who’s wasted their immense natural talent?

I was fucking around with my phone because I thought something was wrong with it or it wasn’t connected properly and drove straight into a peloton of cyclists. I just drove off because it wasn’t my fault technically and I was gonna be late to my therapy session with my hot therapist. She kinda looks like the lady from classic amateur porn video ‘green sweater office fuck’. I’m in the waiting room debating if I bring up the pod again and how pissed I am that they did this. Anyways I’m really upset about the ep this week, the Patreon better be an actual episode or I’ll consider cancelling maybe, I’m like three payments behind on my therapy sessions and if the guys don’t want my money, my hot therapist will certainly take it.