butter sandwich
so i work at subway and sometimes i have normal dreams about work where i'm cleaning the restaurant or making sandwiches or something
but in this dream i'm behind the sandwich bar and a guy came into the store, very clearly on drugs
he just asks for a foot long piece of white bread. i asked if he wanted anything on it and he said "nah, just cut that in half and toast it"
as im cutting it in half he says "actually can you put this on it?" and hands me a whole ass stick of butter. he's like "can you put that on my sandwich but microwave it just a little until the butter is softened but not melted". he wanted the entire stick on there.
i go to heat it up in the microwave and he instructed me to heat it up in 5 second increments to make sure the butter was softened just enough but not too melted for him. this goes on for a few minutes until he says it's good enough.
then when i hand it to him he looks so ecstatic to receive this horrible saturated fat riddled "sandwich". actually could you even call that a sandwich?... anyway. the end