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Mi si Mungu nijue eti I'm going to wake up the next day for a shitty day am I?
It's barely noon...
Back story-:
Yesterday I was chill,nikacall takataka fulani inanidai, time flew,nikafika my bedsitter late, obviously cooking was also late,sleeping,late.
Aya mi ni comrade,so obviously najua Nikona class kesho 10 and I have to wake up! Nyasaye awouro.
In the back of my mind I'm like Si lazima niende iyo class I'm gonna chill nitasigniwa 😆
Bruh. Hapa ndo niliharibu. Alarms zinaring, nasnooze. Eih tawe manade. Now here is when shit starts getting weird naanza kuskia Kuna nyap inapigwa mahali so loudly like naskia pa!pa!pa!
Now I get fully awake cause I'm like tf nani huyo anadinyana hivo kwa sauti when it's been almost 2 years sijaona mboro - I get irritated nawasha simu,then I drift back to sleep.
Kwani najua ni 9am na class rep ashasema kwa group eti kuna cat Iko at 10? 😂 Lol kasichana kajinga nikaendelea kulala.
Next time I feel myself 10.15 😭
The shock on my face when I connected wifi
Nikaanza kuskia kuhara
Some shit ass class friend(I now know si mpoa) calls me eti unajua Kuna cat come nimekusavia sit nyuma yangu 😆
I'm like it's fucking 10.15,lec ashaingia,I live 30 mins away from campus,but nitamake it
Mimi huyooo bathroom
Nikaoga na 0.0001 seconds,nikavaa,10. 21 I was out,nikapata nduthi w an outrageous fare but with my optimism nikasema fuck it nitalipa-
10.40am.
Nikafika campus. My fuckin legs stopped moving time nilifika kwa hiyo class. Literal panic attack nikaanza kuskia kulia,kucheka kuhara na kujikolea at the same time, mind you sijui shit kwa hiyo cat juu sikusoma but I'd have cheated na simu.
Niliona tu zigzag nikaanza kulia,next napigia the mf who I was talking to Jana -
Nigga was laughing, literally laughing,na sahiyo nilikuwa nishamtext wtf was going on, eih,akajaribu kuniambiaa ohh anga it's okay breathe,mi nikasema fuck it acha nirudi home juu wtf I'm having a full panic attack juu ya hii shit acha nirudi home si must.
Then he sent a fucking spanking sticker ya eti " RELAX"
I lost it.
Yaani I wasted my time Jana talking to you which made me nifanye kila kitu late,and now I missed a cat and what you can send me is a sticker of Ruger slapping ass akisema relax??????????????????)))?????
I'm mad at myself, everyone even my friend for not calling earlier and obviously this shit ass nigga. Cause that lec is a cunt,sitapata make up and it's okay but I've learnt.
Sitawahi weka mtu mbele yangu tena.
Jana I'd have chosen my routine,ningejipata cat hata kama sijui shit I'd have cheated proper. Nijikute. Mainore.
Edit- sahii nakunywa kc lemon ginger na shada Kwa umbali nisahau leo completely. I cannot fathom. Nimeishiwa pawa.