This was originally posted on May Week 2 sub-chat and credits go to Puzzleheaded-Job6031 🙌

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Hello hello, today I’d like to discuss the world’s most reliable natural phenomenon: The Markle Curse™. The gift - or curse - of turning absolutely everything she touches into complete plop.

The examples are honestly endless at this point: I’ve summarised the good ones I could think of and the best one is at the end :D

- Jessica Mulroney’s entire social empire imploding. That woman lost her career and then her husband

- Serena Williams mysteriously losing finals whenever Meghan appeared courtside in the UK and in the US

- Sophie Trudeau’s marriage collapsing few months after Markle talked about their friendship on Spotify

- Spotify publicly dumping them after one podcast season and a dream

- Netflix projects vanishing faster than Harry’s hairline

- “Pearl” getting cancelled before anyone even knew what it was

- Staff leaving quicker than tourists escaping Public space parking fees! 11 publicists in 5 years! Man that’s a record.

- Every “rebrand” somehow needing another rebrand six weeks later

And honestly the timing of things is unmatched. They leave Jordan… boom, Middle East conflict headlines dominate the next day. She managed to Markle the entire Middleeast!

As an Aussie, I was genuinely worried Australia itself was about to get fully MARKLED as a nation… but thank God she’s only managed to MARKLE Invictus Australia so far. 🇦🇺😂

Honestly, Meghan Markle (aka Mrs Mischief, Mrs Dragon Slayer, Mrs SUEsex) deserves an award, not for acting, obviously, but for world-class pretending.
She’s basically the human version of a try everything Instagram filter.

One minute she’s a gardener, the next she’s Princess Catherine’s stunt double (copying everything the Princess does or wears), then she’s a philanthropist, podcaster, entrepreneur, fashion icon, lifestyle guru, domestic diva, loving wife, devoted mom… and also the host of Christmas. In April!!! She films an entire Christmas special skipping amongst Xmas trees, in a house that isn’t hers, with a garden that isn’t hers, plants that aren’t hers, a kitchen that isn’t hers - basically a Pinterest board she walked into and decided to cosplay (she’s very good at that lol)

And then to top it all she “sold out” of her million-dollar jam. Hand-crafted at home with her children by her side….. by a factory.
Somewhere.
By someone.
Probably while she was busy pretending to harvest imaginary apricots from her imaginary garden at her imaginary estate.
Nothing is hers.
Not the garden (she never designed, planted or cared for the trees there!).
Not the house (her husband and his Pa, and his dead mother paid for it).
Not the plants (Those big, established plants were not planted by her!).
Not the kitchen.
Not the Christmas.
Just the performance.

At this point, she’s not building a brand—she’s building a hologram

And…..

Turns out she even needed “humility training” before her OZ grifting trip just to pretend she likes people and cares- wild.** **😂

Disclaimer: I’m neither a psychologist nor a psychiatrist, and I don’t have a degree in this field. This is simply an observation from over a decade of royal watching (since I was a teenager), plus what I’ve heard from people who’ve dealt with similar traits - including within my own family.

Ever since Mr Mischief’s Ukraine trip, we’ve all been asking the same thing: why?

Why does he keep saying things that would make him a target?

Why is he behaving as though the world is waiting for his commentary?

What we’re seeing is a very strange pattern: a man with no country to represent, no official role,no military command,no political mandate, yet he keeps inserting himself into global conflicts as if he’s still relevant.

First, in SPARE, he tried baiting the Taliban with graphic stories - they ignored him.

Then he tried picking fights with Trump over NATO (whatever that was about - I refuse to Google him and alert my algorithm haha).

Then in Ukraine. A swipe at Putin. Then again at Trump.

And every time, the outcome is the same:

✅ Silence, mockery, roasting from the very people he’s trying to provoke.

And that silence seems to be the true trigger.

Because here’s the uncomfortable truth: he appears to need a threat narrative.

A crisis gives him:

〰️Leverage against his own government (“See? I need state protection!”)

〰️A sense of importance he no longer has

〰️A public role he can’t otherwise earn

〰️ A justification for his endless legal battles

〰️ A way to reclaim relevance that polls aren’t giving him

And the timing? NEVER accidental.

Left off the guest list for QEII’s 100th birthday events? Suddenly he’s “in Ukraine.”

Falling below his own Mrs in YouGov polls? Suddenly he’s trying to act like the “cheeky playful prince” again - except the public isn’t laughing anymore.

None of this is random.

And here’s where the narcissistic pattern becomes impossible to ignore. People often mention his wife exhibiting textbook narcissistic personality disorder traits - and she obviously does!- but look closely, and you’ll see that he does too!!!.

The Narcissistic Patterns He Keeps Broadcasting

1. Attention Grabbing 101

When a narcissist loses attention, they go bigger, louder, weirder.

Insert themselves into conflicts.

Provoke world leaders.

Anything for a headline.

2. The Entitlement Spiral

He moves through life like:

“I deserve a platform.”

“I deserve protection.”

“I deserve to matter.”

Reality says otherwise - cue meltdown.

3. Manufactured Threats

When their status drops, narcissistic personalities inflate danger to feel important again.

Suddenly every comment becomes “security risk” material.

4. The Wounded Ego Explosion

Being ignored?

Oh, that’s the ultimate insult.

Uninvited to royal events?

Outranked by his own wife in polls?

That’s when the dramatic statements magically start appearing.

5. Chaos as a Lifestyle

Chaos distracts from:

bad polls

lawsuits

isolation

having no role

having no genuine public support

He creates noise so he doesn’t have to face the silence.

Conclusion

So when he tries to insert himself into global conflicts or provoke world leaders, remember:

> It’s not diplomacy - it’s narcissistic insecurity wearing a costume.

> It’s not bravery - it’s a man terrified of fading into irrelevance.

> He doesn’t need protection - he needs attention.

The Prince and Princess of Wales released a beautiful family photo to mark 15 years of their marriage….

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is something Mr & Mrs Mischief will never have. They can pretend they’ve been blissfully married for 10, 50, or 500 years, but when you spend every waking minute performing your “love” for the cameras, for tabloid headlines, there’s clearly nothing real left to show.

These two grifters aren’t building a happy life, they’re too busy destroying relationships and obsessively trying to “one-up” everything the actual royal family does. Every announcement, every photo, every project… it’s all a competition and they’re losing spectacularly.

Miserable, greedy, and never content, they’ll keep scrambling for relevance while the rest of the world watches, laughs, and moves on.