u/Individual-Jury35

Looking to offload some stuff, and thought I would ask what is a reasonable ask.

August 2019 off the line.

Police say they're investigating a bizarre string of landscaping-related revenge attacks after multiple homeowners woke up to find their driveways buried beneath massive mountains of free wood chips.
Investigators believe the suspect has been creating fake ChipDrop requests using the addresses of people who have wronged him.

Victims reportedly include a man who disagreed with him in the Fabulous Ferndale Forum, the woman who corrected his grammar in the comments, someone who took the last parking spot outside Western Market, and the guy who sang his favorite Creed song before he got a chance to at Karaoke Friday night at Second Base.
"You can't really call and complain," one victim said. "Technically someone just gave me $500 worth of free mulch."

Authorities say ChipDrop is a legitimate service that helps tree companies dispose of wood chips for free, but users have no control over how much is delivered. In some cases, a single drop can be an enormous truckload.
Neighbors say the suspect appears to be escalating.
"The first victim got one load, said a witness. "The karaoke guy got two. That feels personal."

Police are encouraging residents to secure any online accounts used for landscaping services and to think carefully before starting petty Facebook arguments.
Meanwhile, local gardeners have been seen driving slowly through affected neighborhoods asking, "Y'all using all that?”

(Source: ferndalemichigan IG - parody account)