u/Insolent-Jaguar88

Guys, help. I'm chatting with a real Emirates A380 pylot n she said she wants me to land on her landing strip. I said, maybe later bcz we're both on the ground. She smiled n said, how about you park it in my hanger? She winked then excused herself n went to the captains only ladies room. Guys, I'm not a real pylot, I'm only a smart mouth on reddit. How do I taxi an A380 into a hanger? Halp!!!!!

Fellow pylots, I'm a former Spirit ayrelines pylot and I'm looking to fly for legacy. I only have one felony non-conviction, one DUI, and two divorces. I only landed the playne hard every other landing so, not too bad. Where can I apply for pylot work?

Fellow pylots, my car is at the repair shop and my current housing only has bud lite remaining. If I drink it, will I not be able to apply ryte rudder with authority????? Halp!