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Coming out for the 4th and thinking about bringing the kayaks. Water levels ok, or is it f'd like pretty much everywhere else?

https://www.amazon.com/RESCUE-Reusable-Fly-Trap-Refill/dp/B08TFXMHSY

These come in granule form and dissolve in water. They're meant for fly traps. What are flies super attracted to? Shit and rotting flesh.

These smell like shit and rotting flesh, and the smell is impossible to get out of fabric. It is the most horrid smell I have ever smelled. It will make you vomit if you get a strong whiff.

How to use? Well, you could stealthily spread the granules somewhere you want to smell like shit or rotting flesh. Or you could pour the granules into a water balloon, let the dissolve, then toss that balloon at something or someone you want to smell like shit and rotting flesh, or dissolve into a spray bottle with water and spray on something you want to smell like shit and rotting flesh.

WARNING - This is impossible to undo, and anything you put this on will be ruined forever. Use cautiously.

I had a Weber Summit S670 for about 18 years before I decided to replace with something new. I was generally happy with it, it got rocket hot when I needed, it kept an even low temp when needed.

I've had my Prestige Pro 665 for about a year now and I'm just not really happy with the performance. My 18 year old Weber S670 was just much more predictable, even heat. This Napoleon has just really really intense hot spots (back mostly) and really really intense cold spots. Secondly, it seems like after about 6 months the overall BTU has dropped noticeably. It takes about 20 minutes to heat up to >600F.

I invested a lot in this grill hoping it'd last me at least a decade and a half, is this just par for the course? Is there something I can do to improve things, like aftermarket upgrades or add-ons?

If this is what to expect I'm leaning heavily into just selling it and going back to Weber Summit.

It's instinctual to try and get someone back on their feet. It goes back to our herd monkey brains trying to get someone back running away from predators. It also triggers an embarrassment mechanism in our brain where we don't want people looking or gawking.

But if someone falls to the ground, they could be seriously injured, even if it's a small fall, and ESPECIALLY if they are elderly. Take your time, give a good few minutes with the person on the ground. THEIR adrenaline could be masking an injury, or their head injury could not be known.

You pull them to stand them up instinctively, you could cause more damage. If they're not well enough to stand, they'll fall back down and cause even more damage.

If someone falls-
STOP

Take a minute, assess the situation, give them a few minutes to recover.

If they cannot stand back up on their own, you call 911. You could be saving them from further injury.