▲ 9 r/dadjoke
My son set a trap. I walked right in.
Son: "Dad, why do smart people always ask 'Why?' and dumb people always say 'Well...'?" Dad: "Well..."
Let's work hard for our cute kids again today. Dads
u/Ipunx88 — 21 hours ago
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▲ 1 r/Dying
We don't take medicine to live. We take it when we're scared of dying. There's a difference.
reddit.comu/Ipunx88 — 2 days ago
▲ 11 r/CasualConversation
What's something you do completely normally in private that would make people think you're insane if they saw?
I narrate my own life in a documentary voice when I'm cooking alone. Full David Attenborough, "here we see the human attempting to dice an onion." I've been doing it for years and I'm only realizing right now that's probably not normal. Anyone else?
u/Ipunx88 — 4 days ago