Boys kissing
I overheard a dad and his son in the park.
Son: Those boys are kissing!
Dad: Don't point.
Son: His hand is on his butt.
Dad: Yes, I see. Now look away.
Son: Can I kiss other boys too?
Dad: When you're older.
Son: Josh kisses other boys and we're almost the same age.
Dad: Your brother is 7 years older than you, so the two of you are not quite the same age, but I hear you, he's still a kid, even though he likes to believe he's not.
Son: So I can kiss boys when I'm 7 years older?
Dad: If you feel like kissing boys in 7 years, then we can talk about it, but for now, no kissing your buddies okay?
Son: Okay.
Dad: Did you actually see Josh kiss another boy?
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Did he see you?
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Did he stop when he saw you?
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Did he say anything to you?
Son: Yeah.
Dad: What did he say?
Son: He said go play outside.
Dad: Are you sure you saw your brother with another boy?
Son: He was kissing Sam.
Dad: SAM? Wow. Okay. Well, at least your brother has good taste. Sam is not a bad looking young man. I like him.
Son: Me too! He calls me "bruv."