u/ItsLordHayze

After a not-so-thorough investigation of this sub, I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of people here are either larping as intellectuals by using buzzwords and regurgitating information they looked up minutes ago, Mensa rejects trying to feel like they belong to an elitist group of people pretending to be smart, or the few people who have genuine questions. the point is, most people are really here to hear their self affirmations echoed back to themselves from likeminded people who are insecure enough about their intelligence that they make it their entire personality to prove their intelligence to others. Anyways, the reason I say I am above the rest of you “normal folk” is because I realized something: I simply am just the pinnacle of human advancement. The rest of you peons should just give up while you’re ahead, because I am already an unfathomably large distance ahead of the rest of you all. I am just so much smarter than everyone else it surprises even me. So stop trying to become smarter because you can’t be as smart as me.

If you haven’t realized it yet, yes, this is satire. I‘m bored :p