In the mission where you hide out in the abandoned barn, I got one of the Pinkerton horses in the forest near the stream. I jumped on while running and ran right into a rock and launched off.
Bill, fucking BILL, laughs and says "hey Morgan, have you ever ridden a horse before"
It took me a bit to recover
Phones- used to be $200 when you renewed your contract. Now it is part of the monthly bill until paid-off at full price.
You used to be able to add storage, now they want to rent you storage for a monthly fee
Printers- why do these need a monthly subscription?
Streaming- now with extra commercials and too many different services, and now they cancel things faster than TV networks used to
Appilcations- pc and phone. We used to pay .99 and it was a permanent license. Now I have to sit through ads to play solitaire on the computer or may a monthly fee
Cars- what was wrong with having a door handle or using a key to start the car? You have a sensor that drains your battery and a door that won't work without a battery. Also- monthly subscription to access features already built in
Insurance- been consistently shitty for decades... But it is more expensive now
Consoles- just f*** you.
AI- our jobs will now be correcting overpriced software that doesn't actually make things faster. We will be explaining to a "productivity enhancement" 25 times the information it is barfing out is wrong. It will be your dumbest coworker, but 300x more expensive and draining all the drinkable water out of Utah, and all the executives will give themselves big bonuses for buying it.
Mechanics: why does it cost $1000 to change out spark plugs
Dentists: why do you need to upsell everything
Fast Food: there is no world where you food is worth that much