Teaser Thursday 06/10/2026 - Heralds
Hello all, Jack_n_trade here with another Teaser Tuesday! It's been a while but we got plenty of stuff to make up for it. Starting with Glray3 showing off the communist path for the Crystal Empire!
"do you want to be normal, sane and boring? do you want to go woke? the penguin historical path where nothing bad surely ever happens (100% true trust me) is for you then" -Professional Horse
"My son has proven incapable of ruling as an umbrum should. Consider this education on how he should have treated ponykind."
GFX provisional
"I'm happy to announce that the new content for Lan Kir is now fully code and loc complete! We hope to be able to release the new content soon. Here's the new Lan Kir military tree" -Caspy
"A new optional gameplay mechanic (with a complementary focus tree branch) for Lan Kir to make the early game more interesting"
"Focus Description: We shall encourage our young kirin to seek adventure abroad, serving as mercenaries in foreign wars. They will return hardened by battle, familiar with foreign lands and ways, and — perhaps — worthy of a place among the Bannerkirin.
(The way this works is, for every day that at least three Lan Kir volunteer divisions spend in a state, the progress bar fills up. You can get rewards at 45, 90, 135, and 180 days.)"
"Sometimes the park gets some weird visitors..." -Limey
"as a little side project ive cleaned up province terrain in Olenia so the terrain textures and trees actually match the province borders and heightmap, heres a little before and after (no this isnt a huge olenia buff, its only like 2 more mountain provinces, thats just how messy the textures were before) might clean up more of equus and griffonia if i feel like it later" -Professional Horse
""Knights of the Arcturian Order, hear me! You have seen nothing! Slaying the undead is one thing; fighting your kin to the south is another. You must go into this with eyes open and hearts closed. Once our crusade has started, there is no going back. And if any of you have doubts as to whether or not we can go all the way to Rila, remember this:
Arcturius has chosen ME."
- Headmaster Elfreda, the Herald of Arcturius
(Art by the wonderful velesnocturne)" -Podrick
"A new mechanic and focus tree for Lan Kir’s Quadripartition path coming in the next update (the so-called “good ending” for Lan Kir, though that is debatable.)"
"Lan Kir Mechanic #7534: Air Convoy, which you can use to transport your divisions between states with a Level 3 or higher air base. This enables Lan Kir to essentially do aerial invasions, where you can paradrop into a state and capture the VP and air base, then use the Air Convoy decision to ferry in further divisions."
Paratroopers 2: electric boogaloo just dropped.
"Did you know that Weter was actually located on a lake before? that ships could still access because it was counted as part of the ocean? anyways its a bay now" -Professional Horse
"Been a long time since we've have a buffalo teaser, huh? Turns out Elder Greyhorn has a grand-niece with some ideas of her own... (Art by BunnyShrubby)" -Jpg
"In eons past, before Rabia, the umbrum were solitary hunters due to the... extreme nature of how they reproduce.
I'm sure that a gigantic society of umbrum with a finite food source and no population control will function perfectly fine." -Podrick
And with that totally not omnious remark we end this time's TT. Hope you enjoyed it and see you all next time!
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Teaser Thursday 27/08/2026 - Rainbow Dash-Lightning Dust yuri
Hello all and welcome to another Teaser Thursday with me, Jack_n_trade. Right off the bat we get an interesting Crystal Empire teaser from Glray3. Also confirming the Harmonic Crystal Empire path is code complete!
"Based on recent suggestions, we added nation buff sliders for every nation in the game. Now you can make your own games difficult or not to your heart's content!" -Herr B
""The International Airshow is not only a grandiose event for the townsfolk, an opportunity for pilots to show off and show off their skills, but also a demonstration of the latest developments and a political move closer together.
This year, the Severyanian Soviet Socialist Republic initiated the first such show on Equus, inviting surrounding countries to participate! Is this a harbinger of an impending thaw in relations between Equestria and its former rebellious province, or are the sneaky communists secretly studying the equipment and skills of their potential enemy?"
Many thanks for the implementation to Kingston, jpg, berya and Zargothrax. Art by amazing Scroup!" -Honcho
The full art for those interested.
"The Red Star Army has won a continent in the greatest war the world could have ever imagined.
And yet, shall we stop, comrade?" -Kingston
I guess you could say a... Red Dawn has fallen over Equus.
"Glory to Nightmare Moon! Blessed be Her holy name!
At long last shall our beloved batponies of the Southeastern nation of the Lunar Military Administration receive their rework. I am beyond honored to showcase the new civil war tree for you all, which you will see is very different. Right off the bat (no pun intended), you have offensive bonuses against either that Celestial hack Daring Do (who apparently is real!) or the vile Blood Cultists under the foreign grave-robber, Dr. Caballeron. The foreign infiltrators of Baltimare shall be dealt with once a flank is secure. Better offensive units, better offensive potential for a limited time, and the power of the Moon on your backs give you a fighting chance to restore order in the name of Nightmare Moon. Stars Whirl will crush these rebellions with a few swift strokes!
As always, things are prone to change and nothing is set in stone." -Zoppelleganger
Don't fret moon simps, you haven't been forgotten.
"Penguin military tree, shared by all paths albeit likely with alternate flavour" -Professional Horse
With that we end this week's TT, hope you enjoyed it and see you all next time!
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