Teaser Thursday 06/10/2026 - Heralds
Hello all, Jack_n_trade here with another Teaser Tuesday! It's been a while but we got plenty of stuff to make up for it. Starting with Glray3 showing off the communist path for the Crystal Empire!
"do you want to be normal, sane and boring? do you want to go woke? the penguin historical path where nothing bad surely ever happens (100% true trust me) is for you then" -Professional Horse
"My son has proven incapable of ruling as an umbrum should. Consider this education on how he should have treated ponykind."
GFX provisional
"I'm happy to announce that the new content for Lan Kir is now fully code and loc complete! We hope to be able to release the new content soon. Here's the new Lan Kir military tree" -Caspy
"A new optional gameplay mechanic (with a complementary focus tree branch) for Lan Kir to make the early game more interesting"
"Focus Description: We shall encourage our young kirin to seek adventure abroad, serving as mercenaries in foreign wars. They will return hardened by battle, familiar with foreign lands and ways, and — perhaps — worthy of a place among the Bannerkirin.
(The way this works is, for every day that at least three Lan Kir volunteer divisions spend in a state, the progress bar fills up. You can get rewards at 45, 90, 135, and 180 days.)"
"Sometimes the park gets some weird visitors..." -Limey
"as a little side project ive cleaned up province terrain in Olenia so the terrain textures and trees actually match the province borders and heightmap, heres a little before and after (no this isnt a huge olenia buff, its only like 2 more mountain provinces, thats just how messy the textures were before) might clean up more of equus and griffonia if i feel like it later" -Professional Horse
""Knights of the Arcturian Order, hear me! You have seen nothing! Slaying the undead is one thing; fighting your kin to the south is another. You must go into this with eyes open and hearts closed. Once our crusade has started, there is no going back. And if any of you have doubts as to whether or not we can go all the way to Rila, remember this:
Arcturius has chosen ME."
- Headmaster Elfreda, the Herald of Arcturius
(Art by the wonderful velesnocturne)" -Podrick
"A new mechanic and focus tree for Lan Kir’s Quadripartition path coming in the next update (the so-called “good ending” for Lan Kir, though that is debatable.)"
"Lan Kir Mechanic #7534: Air Convoy, which you can use to transport your divisions between states with a Level 3 or higher air base. This enables Lan Kir to essentially do aerial invasions, where you can paradrop into a state and capture the VP and air base, then use the Air Convoy decision to ferry in further divisions."
Paratroopers 2: electric boogaloo just dropped.
"Did you know that Weter was actually located on a lake before? that ships could still access because it was counted as part of the ocean? anyways its a bay now" -Professional Horse
"Been a long time since we've have a buffalo teaser, huh? Turns out Elder Greyhorn has a grand-niece with some ideas of her own... (Art by BunnyShrubby)" -Jpg
"In eons past, before Rabia, the umbrum were solitary hunters due to the... extreme nature of how they reproduce.
I'm sure that a gigantic society of umbrum with a finite food source and no population control will function perfectly fine." -Podrick
And with that totally not omnious remark we end this time's TT. Hope you enjoyed it and see you all next time!