u/JayNudl3

Response to: You sir, are a gay fish.

I'm not gay I literally walk around with women there. Do you know how many women I've had sex with? Even if I told you the number you wouldn't believe me

You think I like hot jacked shirtless men with 6 pack abs dripping in sweat like my old high school gym teacher's assistant from Jarvis CI or something? You're probably gay for projecting that on me. I'm not gay.

Nor am I a fish. I smell like fish because I swim in p\*ssy

I'm not gay lol

Dying in your sleep and waking up again.

You go to sleep tonight. You follow your usual bedtime routine, close your eyes, and expect to wake up tomorrow.

But you die.

You fall asleep, and somewhere during the night your brain shuts down. Someone—perhaps a loved one—finds your lifeless body and spreads the news of your death.

Time passes. Twenty years. Five hundred years. Seventy thousand years. Hundreds of trillions of years. Eons slip by in your absence.

An incomprehensible amount of time passes. The universe itself comes to an end. Then it begins again. The universe resets and restarts. This happens not once, but a sextillion times. Each iteration unfolds with different configurations. In most of them, human civilization never emerges. In some, it does.

After eons upon eons, the universe eventually reaches a configuration identical to the one that existed on the night you went to sleep. Everything is exactly the same. There are no differences. The arrangement of atoms that lay down to sleep that night is recreated perfectly.

There is only one difference in this iteration:

You do not die.

You make it to the next day.

Completely unaware that an inconceivable span of time has passed between the moment you fell asleep and the moment you woke up.

You wake up and go about your day as usual, never realizing that this is not the original iteration in which you were born.

Interesting thought experiment.