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How do we feel about ‘back in red’ and he’s not wearing red 🤔
u/Jellywatsit — 4 days ago
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Wouldn’t get this in the Prem
Nice to have league football back on our screens, and nice to see the Dundee United stadium has some brilliant local sponsorship.
u/Jellywatsit — 20 days ago
John is here? I don’t know about that looks like he’s the host of ITV’s new game show ‘Quizetta Italia’
Exceptional green screen work from the Inter admin.
u/Jellywatsit — 20 days ago
Footballer’s name in restaurant’s burger selection
I think I prefer the snooker player’s offering though…
u/Jellywatsit — 23 days ago
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Representing the pod at The Open today. Listen, Fairway 🏌️
u/Jellywatsit — 1 month ago
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On my FM save Cov have a striker called Keyse. The year is 2050, when the big man himself will be 93 years young.
u/Jellywatsit — 2 months ago
What would Pac-Man have on his shirt? Just ‘Man’?
Guess he’s good at ghosting into the box as well 👻
u/Jellywatsit — 3 months ago
Charlie doesn’t even get a chance to have a say this time…
u/Jellywatsit — 3 months ago
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Upside Down Scarves
I don’t know if it’s a fascination or an irritation, but the amount of times I see this is extraordinary. Surely you would check before you held your scarf up, on the off chance you end up on TV…
u/Jellywatsit — 3 months ago
What to shout instead of ‘shoot’ if fans want their player to get an assist?
After Bruno Fernandes struggled and failed to make an assist today will the fans get anxious that he might not break or indeed equal the record? What will they shout when he receives the ball? ‘Pass’? ‘Cross’? ‘Create’? You can’t shout ‘assist’ because that would be the equivalent of shouting ‘goal’.
u/Jellywatsit — 3 months ago