r/footballcliches

Enough. Enough of this shite. What the hell is going on?

Unless you’re at the London Stadium obviously 🥁

“His references to castles are sweaty …”

funniest thing I have seen in the week 🤣🤣🤣

Following on from that recent MHD chat, this baffled me when I came across it.

I tried to find any record of Sion playing vs Bournemouth in a pre season friendly or something but no evidence of that ever happening.

You do get a few tourists checking out the hill from the old Hovis advert but would it have aired in Switzerland?

And why slap a club sticker on a random lamppost on the other side of town?

Bizarre

Genre of player: a (usually foreign) highly-rated player who joins a team that seems slightly below their level, presumably as a stepping-stone to a more succesful club, only to stay at that team for far longer than anyone would have expected and never get their big move. Bonus points if they survive a relegation

Remember them?? They came and went like the ocean's tide.

Come to think of it, are they still there?? I don't think they are. Did they lose their jobs to goalline technology??