
Gary Weaver in the Wembley toilets getting ready to commentate on the Championship playoff final
“His references to castles are sweaty …”

“His references to castles are sweaty …”
Listen …
Going to lose his job in humiliating circumstances but will also see his team win the Premier League and possibly also the Champions League.
You’d take it, Clive.
A few things … Keir Starmer shouldn’t be in an outfield kit, he’s also too far across to his near post given Andy Burnham is clearly striking the ball across goal, you wouldn’t have three players all wearing No 38, and why has the ref not told Farage to move?
Decided to go on YouTube and watch Terry Wogan’s appearance on TFI Friday (what can I say, I’m a man in his mid-forties who constantly pines for his youth), and was delighted to see who the ex-footballer turned out to be. What a pair of jeans those are, by the way.
Given how many USMNT (*does a little sick in his mouth*) players play abroad and the fact you need to get on a plane to travel across America anyway, maybe this is actually fine?
Enjoyed Jon Hamm describing Franz Beckenbauer on Amy Poehler’s podcast in a very American-who-knows-sod-all-about-football sort of way.
The reception? There’s silverware in both cases, tbf.
Most people would have gone with “absolutely fuming” but then most people don’t make their players train with bulbs and pens.