u/JesseRedman22

And then you can’t even interact with any comments or shitpost when the gubernor is a spooky spook

Clearly the residents of Scott’s Addition, upset with the Multiplication of their monthly rent prices, decided to sow Division among the various landlords and developers and ensure their Subtraction from the community.

They are all Maoists!!!! Stay mad you dirty commies!!!!

Those plants are really thriving, they must get a lot of fertilizer

Idk who took this person’s packages, but if I were them I would think about returning the stolen items. Woe is not something you want in your life, especially the woe of someone who draws their W’s in such an elegant fashion. They will chisel a beautiful W into your gravestone.

I was walking down Broad Street late one night when I noticed a soft red glow spilling through the windows of City Diner, a small yellow building opposite the Sauer Extracts plant. Being an amateur professional hobbyist photographer, I decided to snap the high quality picture that now tickles your eyeballs. Pretty sick, right?

Pretty sick indeed. While I initially assumed that the sign for ‘skins’ merely referred to potato skins and other typical diner fare, the proximity to the “French’s” sign along with the deep red color of both leads me to believe there is more to see here.

Potato skins are brown and mustard is yellow, so why aren’t the signs brown and yellow? The signs are red. You know what else is red? Human skin when it has blood on it. Arrest my case.

Based on this information, I can conclude without a shadow of a doubt that City Diner’s “skins” are in fact sourced from French human beings! (To the extent that the French can be considered human, of course.) I find this to be appalling, and I’m left with more questions than answers.

Specifically, have any of you tried the skins at City Diner? Are they good?

Hanging hog with the homies and having to hurriedly handle a harrowing hangup - my peter is perturbed by the positively plunging temperatures permeating the plentiful passages of the James River.