u/JesseRedman22

Not me though I’m perfectly sane

Could be either tbh

After moving to this beautiful city last year I’ve come to a depressing conclusion: kids these days cannot leave a surface unsullied!!!

Makes for some cool pictures though.

I saw famous socialist Goad Gatsby at Capitol Park in Richmond, Virginia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my stroll, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pray at the statue of George Washington, I saw him running across the park chasing a herd of VCU students.

A call for the end to men has been overwritten with a call for jaws to bawls

Me and my girlfriend (IDF soldier and aspiring influencer) spend our extra blood money on children’s toys and adult toys and then I stick all of them up my ass and roll around on the floor. What have you done for the revolution?

Spotted in Charlottesville as I continue to explore our beautiful Commonwealth. Hoping one of my buddies can expand my understanding.

And then you can’t even interact with any comments or shitpost when the gubernor is a spooky spook

Clearly the residents of Scott’s Addition, upset with the Multiplication of their monthly rent prices, decided to sow Division among the various landlords and developers and ensure their Subtraction from the community.

They are all Maoists!!!! Stay mad you dirty commies!!!!

Those plants are really thriving, they must get a lot of fertilizer

Idk who took this person’s packages, but if I were them I would think about returning the stolen items. Woe is not something you want in your life, especially the woe of someone who draws their W’s in such an elegant fashion. They will chisel a beautiful W into your gravestone.

I was walking down Broad Street late one night when I noticed a soft red glow spilling through the windows of City Diner, a small yellow building opposite the Sauer Extracts plant. Being an amateur professional hobbyist photographer, I decided to snap the high quality picture that now tickles your eyeballs. Pretty sick, right?

Pretty sick indeed. While I initially assumed that the sign for ‘skins’ merely referred to potato skins and other typical diner fare, the proximity to the “French’s” sign along with the deep red color of both leads me to believe there is more to see here.

Potato skins are brown and mustard is yellow, so why aren’t the signs brown and yellow? The signs are red. You know what else is red? Human skin when it has blood on it. Arrest my case.

Based on this information, I can conclude without a shadow of a doubt that City Diner’s “skins” are in fact sourced from French human beings! (To the extent that the French can be considered human, of course.) I find this to be appalling, and I’m left with more questions than answers.

Specifically, have any of you tried the skins at City Diner? Are they good?

Hanging hog with the homies and having to hurriedly handle a harrowing hangup - my peter is perturbed by the positively plunging temperatures permeating the plentiful passages of the James River.