Year 2036: President JD Vance Dissolves Congress

My first ever full-length AI video. It's shit, but it's pissing-hilarious too!

If you like it, press the thumb button on YouTube. TY!

https://youtu.be/EJdofXUqIvs

u/Joonto — 7 hours ago

Possible Animal Liberation Boomer Shooter

Are you thinking about a shooter where you go around rescuing animals from labs, farms, and factories? Lot of gore against evil humans, and lot of love towards animals.

Which version would sound more like you?

A A brutal retro FPS where you infiltrate nightmare facilities and burn down the industry hiding behind them.
B You're not the hero of this story. You're the last resort. A retro FPS about breaking cages open by force.
C A fast, brutal old-school shooter — where every mission ends with lives saved, not just bodies counted.
D A retro shooter about breaking into the worst places on earth — and getting everyone out alive.
u/Joonto — 7 hours ago

'And That's How James Bond Killed Me' by Alex Joonto - Thriller/Family Drama - 8 September, 2026

ARC readers wanted — dark psychological thriller / satirical anti-Bond novel — release: 8 September 2026

What if the anonymous man James Bond kills in the opening sequence had a name, a family, a past and one final chance to tell the truth?

And That’s How James Bond Killed Me is a dark psychological thriller and subversive satire about the disposable “bad guy” action cinema teaches us not to mourn.

He has been shot, erased, and forgotten in someone else’s adventure.
But this time, He speaks.

This is for readers who enjoy:

  • morally grey protagonists
  • cinematic thrillers
  • dark humour
  • anti-hero stories
  • literary crime fiction
  • stories that question violence, and hero worship

Release date: 8 September 2026

Preferred review deadline: late August / release week

ARC link: https://booksprout.co/reviewer/review-copy/view/285523/and-thats-how-james-bond-killed-me

Chapter 1 sample: https://www.alexjoonto.com/s/Anton-ARC-Sample-aligned.pdf

Content warnings: violence, firearms, drug use, discriminatory slurs used in context, morally dark themes.

u/Joonto — 9 days ago

EU investors: if Binance fails to obtain the MiCa license, where are you going to migrate?

According to Reuters, it is very likely that Binance's MiCa application will be rejected by the Greek regulators:

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/binance-set-lose-eu-licence-bid-permission-offer-services-bloc-sources-say-2026-06-16/

If such scenario becomes true, and you are based in the EU, where are you going to park your funds, beside self-hosted wallets?

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u/Joonto — 13 days ago
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You Are Not Democratic!

Before scrolling this article, I’m going to ask you to do something simple and very pleasant. It’s something that many social media users love doing, even though it is considered gross, a symbol of low intelligence. But here, you are entitled to do it without any sense of guilt.

PLEASE, LEAVE A COMMENT UNDER THIS ARTICLE WITHOUT READING IT. IN THE COMMENT, DEFINE YOUR IDEA OF DEMOCRACY. WHAT IS IT?

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u/Joonto — 26 days ago

'And That's How James Bond Killed Me' by Alex Joonto - Thriller/Family Drama - 8 September, 2026

ARC readers wanted — dark psychological thriller / satirical anti-Bond novel — release: 8 September 2026

What if the anonymous man James Bond kills in the opening sequence had a name, a family, a past — and one final chance to tell the truth?

And That’s How James Bond Killed Me is a dark psychological thriller and subversive satire about the disposable “bad guy” action cinema teaches us not to mourn.

He has been shot, erased, and forgotten in someone else’s adventure.
But this time, He speaks.

This is for readers who enjoy:

  • morally grey protagonists
  • cinematic thrillers
  • dark humour
  • anti-hero stories
  • literary crime fiction
  • stories that question violence, and hero worship

Release date: 8 September 2026
Preferred review deadline: late August / release week
ARC link: https://booksprout.co/reviewer/review-copy/view/285523/and-thats-how-james-bond-killed-me

Content warnings: violence, firearms, drug use, discriminatory slurs used in context, morally dark themes.

u/Joonto — 1 month ago

Looking for ARC Readers - And That's How James Bond Killed Me

Campaign Link:

https://booksprout.co/reviewer/review-copy/view/285523/and-thats-how-james-bond-killed-me

Blurb:

In every action story, there is a man whose death means nothing.

He exists to be hunted, shot, and erased. He has no previous life, no last word, no claim to the audience’s grief. He is there so that the hero may shine.

You already know Him. You have watched Him fall from rooftops, crash through windows, and bleed into the margins of other people’s adventures.

But this time, He refuses to remain silent. This time, He speaks. And what He reveals is not innocence, nor virtue, nor redemption, but something far more unsettling: humanity.

Set against a world that worships violent action “heroes”, And That’s How James Bond Killed Me turns its gaze toward the forgotten dead and asks the question most stories are too afraid to ask: what if the disposable man had a soul?

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u/Joonto — 2 months ago