New Job?
I got woken up this morning by a 727 area code phone call. The lady, (I think it was a lady) told me my social security number and commended me for not having wifi or a microwave at my address.
She told me to go to some coordinates and pick up an unmarked [REDACTED] and deliver it four hours west to [REDACTED], Texas. If she didn't recite my social and address I would have called the police. I just hope she's not lying about the " generous compensation." I could use the money, gas just hit four dollars.
I just got to the van at [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's 9:07am on May 18, 2026 a.d. Just in case I'm never seen again. I'll post again when it's delivered.