▲ 26 r/distractible
Cincinnati Zoo
I’ll be at the zoo on the 2nd of August so if one of the guys wants a bounty 🫣
u/Jujube202024 — 10 hours ago
▲ 9 r/distractible
Giving Cocaine to salmon
Read this article. This reminds me of the time the guys read about giving cocaine to the bears, but this time they also gave the chemical created by humans peeing while having cocaine in their system to the fish!
u/Jujube202024 — 13 days ago
▲ 5 r/distractible
Found a porn stash
Actually just listened to the episode where the guys said if you find any porn stashes post them in the Reddit. So I’m in an attic to remove and install new installation and the salesman said there’s a surprise for us in here. Expected like a dead raccoon or something and found these😂. If I need to blur and repost let me know!
u/Jujube202024 — 16 days ago
▲ 997 r/distractible
I know what to use the budget for
Wade can have a wig made for himself. Not just any wig, but a wig using 2016 Markiplier’s red hair.
u/Jujube202024 — 1 month ago
▲ 14 r/distractible
Thanks distractable
I’m about to work 12 16 hour shifts starting Monday because of hospital bills and for some reason my wife’s old job didn’t tax a single paycheck so we owe more than we can afford. However if I work extra I’ll be fine. It’ll be a rough 2 weeks but listening to distractable the whole time will make it bearable. So thanks guys I honestly really don’t know how I’d do it without them!
u/Jujube202024 — 2 months ago
▲ 34 r/distractible
Nah I’d win
For a friend game night I convinced everyone to play nah id win/lose added some rules to make it a group game
You have to say 1-2 sentences of how you try to survive. Make it funny!
You need a 20 to win, every round -1
You have to remember important details of past attempts and repeat all attempts in order before your new addition if you fail you get skipped no points
If you can remember all you get a point
You get 3 points if your attempt wins
We did the 29 minutes into pig orgasm, and they loved it. First round someone busted in the farmers face.
We also did you’re a hot dog about to be eaten, we ended up in the sewers with alligators.
We were Pikachu trying to not be captured and that has with ended with a twerk off.
The ocean challenged us to a fight and I won by covering myself in sand like I’m a mermaid and that made the ocean horny and we made wave babies.
Probably the funniest game night we had. If you can please play this with a few friends.
u/Jujube202024 — 2 months ago
▲ 1 r/Roku
Cameras not sending notifications
I set up a flood light and a doorbell and it will not send notifications to the phone. I have all permissions and setting turned on. What’s going on?
u/Jujube202024 — 2 months ago
▲ 5 r/Epilepsy
Basic colds
So my wife takes lacosamide so she can’t take
meds like DayQuil when she’s sick. It sucks watching her be sick and not being able to take anything to help ease the pain. I make sure she’s always got herbal teas, cough drops, and lots of fluids. We reached out to her doctor to see what she can take and they just responded nothing over the counter. So I wanted to know if you also take lacosamide, my wife takes 300mg a day. What do you do to help when you’re sick. And meds you know you can take with lacosamide
Update we got her a humidifier to help with congestion. She took vitamins like people suggested. She already takes what the doctor gives her but the new vitamins were too much for her body and made her throw up. The same happens to me when I take vitamin c without eating. So we got her almond milk so it’s a good amount of vitamin c and calcium but not too much for her stomach to handle. She’s feeling way better already thanks everybody!
u/Jujube202024 — 2 months ago