r/distractible

I'm going on a long road trip with my family and want to create the ultimate playlist of the funniest episodes to keep everyone entertained and help the miles fly by.

I'm looking for your top 20 funniest episodes that are guaranteed to make us laugh out loud. The crazier and more chaotic, the better! Whether it's hilarious stories, unforgettable moments, or episodes you've listened to multiple times because they're just that funny, I want to hear them.

The goal is to make the road trip even more enjoyable and keep everyone's mind off the long drive.

What are your top 20 must-listen episodes? Thanks in advance!

Got an i3 mk3 of fb marketplace

I’ll be at the zoo on the 2nd of August so if one of the guys wants a bounty 🫣

1 year old pulled out the bucket of Mexican honey I have and it opened and spilled on my floor. And while I'm trying to document this my 3 year old comes over with 'red' down his leg and I have no idea how he got hurt but he seems fine at least. Crazy morning, anyways let me figure out how to remove a years worth of honey from my floor

EDIT: all cleaned up, thank you everyone for the advice and the funny comments, it took maybe 30 minutes of scraping it into a cardboard box with a putty spatula or paint scraper. Then just sponged it with warm soapy water.

Also to address some things, my cottage cheese and yogurt are safely in the refrigerator, those are just empty containers I keep around for leftovers and salsas I make

And to those making dumb comments about taking a picture and making a post about it before cleaning: I'm not sure how much time you think making a post takes. Also letting it sit there for an additional minute or two didnt really do anything, honey spreads super fast initially and then it spreads about as fast as molasses once it's a little flatter. It wasn't about to get up and run into my living room lol

Just a lil meme I made lol

This part of Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game had me crying with laughter! 😂

When Mark started singing "Everybody Dance Now" and his voice cracked, I completely lost it. I was laughing so hard that my stomach started hurting, and I had tears streaming down my face.

I honestly would love to hear Mark sing more often because he somehow makes it hilarious every single time. Please make more moments like this!

Mark, thank you for making my day with this episode. I absolutely loved it, and I can't stop thinking about that scene. ❤️

so yesterday I got a fridge installed. you may have seen my previous post. I was hoping everything would go fine. It didnt… first off when they originally showed up they didn’t have my fridge. They got some completely different model and had to drive back to the store. Then, when they were brining my fridge in they hit the wall and put a huge dent in it. (wall is recently refinished and is essentially just drywall). then they finally found the kitchen. they dropped the freaking fridge… right onto the floor. it didn’t damage the fridge but my floor sported massive damage. then upon installation of the fridge, they couldnt get it to work. it seemed fairly obvious they had just about no idea what they were doing. after an hour and a half they got it figured out. on their way out, they took some cookies from a cookie jar that i had just made. I did not give them these cookies. they then left, hitting the curb on their way out. yes this was Lowe’s. im actually prettyyyy glad it didn’t turn out worse. thanks to everyone who was keeping an eye on my situation!