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Distractible: The Tumblr Edit

Thank you, u/a_Toph_Beifong_stan and u/GlitterCockWaffles for the idea lol. As soon as I saw your edit/comment, I knew I had to do it.

P.S It could be better, so maybe if the people want it I'll go all in for another one, who knows

u/Monica2796 — 1 day ago
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Applied to be a Chicago Public Schools Investigative Specialist

Hey all!

Recently applied to be a Chicago Public Schools investigative specialist, but can't find any reviews online for what the day-to-day is within this role. It appears it's investigating more the fraud/internal stuff for CPS while working downtown.

I was curious if anyone is currently in the role and can give me a TLDR about it? Should have an interview next week to ask questions, but hopefully this helps scratch that itch in the meantime.

Job posting for context: https://cpsk12il.taleo.net/careersection/3/jobdetail.ftl?job=260000H1&tz=GMT-05%3A00&tzname=America%2FChicago

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u/Monica2796 — 1 day ago

Banner Contest Winners!

Thank you to all who participated! Because we had more participants again this month, we have four winners!

  1. u/Judy_motherbear with 834 upvotes!
  2. u/Madame_Phoenica with 181 upvotes!
  3. u/Dramatic_Lobster_796 with 133 upvotes!
  4. u/AnUnpleasantGuy with 36 upvotes

Your banners will be updated weekly until the end of the month!

The next banner contest for September will be starting August 17th, so look out for that post!

If you have any questions feel free to let me know down below!

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u/Monica2796 — 20 days ago

The Perfestest Banner Contest

Welcome to the August Banner Contest!

Here are the rules:

  1. Must be up to Reddit's banner dimension standards: Reddit lists that the minimum banner image size should be at least 960 x 120. However, we recommend using a higher resolution of 1920 x 384 to ensure that your banner looks good on both desktop and mobile. Reddit banners display wider on desktop and taller on mobile.
  2. Must be in PNG or JPG format. 500 KB at the most for file size.
  3. No NFSW content
  4. Must have all three hosts featured
  5. No AI-generated or plagiarized art.
  6. Posts only within this thread or using the "banner contest submissions" Flair will be considered for the contest; fan art outside of it will not be included.

Other than that, have fun!

This post will be up until the deadline of 07/31/26, then the post will be locked. The top-upvoted picture will be used for the upcoming banner!

Good luck, and may the subreddit be ever in your favor.

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u/Monica2796 — 1 month ago

Perfectest Crime Spoilers

Due to the nature and anticipation of today's episode spoilers will be removed from the sub for the first 24 hours!

Discussion thread will still be open to talk about the episode today and can be found in the highlighted section at the top of the sub or by searching the episode name.

Once the 24 hours is up we will push to try to make sure everything that is related to the episode will be spoiler tagged. If its not please report it to us!

If you have any questions feel free to leave it down below <3

With love,

Soup

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u/Monica2796 — 1 month ago

Banner Contest Winners!

Tis the end of the month!

Normally, we would have one winner for the whole month, but there were so many good submissions for July that we did the top three! Per fairness rules.

So our three winners, who will have a week to themselves in July are:

  • u/mhamster97 - with 807 upvotes! Yours is up immediately.
  • u/Judy_motherbear - with 113 upvotes!
  • u/MewMeowHowdy - with 82 upvotes!

Thank you to everyone who submitted and see everyone at the end of the month for the banner contest for August!

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u/Monica2796 — 2 months ago

Distractible Banner Contest: July 2026

Welcome to the July Banner Contest!

Here are the rules:

  1. Must be up to Reddit's banner dimension standards: Reddit lists that the minimum banner image size should be at least 960 x 120. However, we recommend using a higher resolution of 1920 x 384 to ensure that your banner looks good on both desktop and mobile. Reddit banners display wider on desktop and taller on mobile.
  2. Must be in PNG or JPG format. 500 KB at the most for file size.
  3. No NFSW content
  4. Must have all three hosts featured
  5. No AI-generated or plagiarized art.
  6. Posts only within this thread or using the "banner contest submissions" Flair will be considered for the contest; fan art outside of it will not be included.

Other than that, have fun!

This post will be up until the deadline of 06/29/26, then the post will be locked. The top-upvoted picture will be used for the upcoming banner!

Good luck, and may the subreddit be ever in your favor.

u/Monica2796 — 2 months ago

OFFICIAL BUDGET SPEND

HEAR YE HEAR YE, THIS BE THE OFFICIAL BUDGET VOTE.

This is based on all the top upvoted posts on the sub. I did top 5 for ease of voting. Moving forward, I'll do them on a more organized basis.

Below is each option in more detail as well as who offered the proposal.

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OPTION ONE: u/kformify

Trophy for the season winner purchased with the budget. It cannot be in the relation to the pod and must be a random trophy for a random achievement.

OPTION TWO: u/Jujube202024

Buy a wig for Wade. User said out of original red Mark hair,but thats impossible so we leave that up to the hosts for what kind.

OPTION THREE: u/Federal_Hovercraft89

Bob, Mark,and Wade shall each be given $50 to buy an outfit/costume for their cohost. I.E Bob buys for Wade, Wade buys Marks, Mark buys Bob's. This shall then be used for an improv game of their choosing and must remain on for at least 15 minutes.

OPTION FOUR: u/erhword

Budget spent on everyone wearing pirate costumes and hosting a pirate themed episode with voices and songs to match the costumes.

And last but not least-

OPTION 5: u/Jonnwoh

Buying only Wade, a new GoPro. To match Bob, of course.

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Going forward, please post budget spends on the sub with the budget spend flair so I can see and grab them!

Apologies for not having this sooner, as we had very bad storms in my state, and I was out of power and internet for a longggg time. Along with repairing things that were damaged by said storm and rebuying all my groceries. But better late than never!

NOW GET TO VOTING.

View Poll

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u/Monica2796 — 2 months ago

The Official Bounty Board: June

Hello Gentle Listeners and Watchers!

Here is the Official Bounty Board for June!

The only rules are to keep them appropriate to the podcast, no sexually suggestive bounties, and make sure it's one bounty PER COMMENT.

We will refresh the post every month and move the top-upvoted bounties to be used in future episodes and added to the Master List.

May's Master list additions were:

  1. ArmedDreams: Pre-record 2~5 minutes of your camera at the start of the podcast and trick the other two into believing it's actually you.
  2. NovelBench43:Order food for another competitor and have it arive before or during an episode  Edit: bonus if it’s something the other competitor doesn’t like or can’t eat.  Edit 2: also the bounty segment should be right before they tally the points.
  3. Pomegranate_Leaves:Sneak in lyrics of a song into their small talk. If caught it doesn’t count
  4. Recent_Persimmon4148:Get a picture of their dog in a Distractible Merch shirt
  5. thewinterizzy:As a feel-good suggestion: they have to snail mail a physical card to the other two hosts/competitors listing at least 3 reasons why the others are the best hosts (i.e. Mark sends a card to Bob and Wade each, listing reasons why Bob and Wade are the best host). The sender can only redeem their five bonus points on the immediate episode recorded after both recipients have received their cards — and yes, this includes if the sender is also the host that episode, so depending on the points it’s possible for a host to win their own episode.
  6. lef_three : Communicate for an entire small talk sequence only using pre-recorded voice clips on your soundboard
  7. NovelBench43: ⁠Open an umbrella during an episode (without the other competitors noticing)
  8. BolioWithPolio: Change shirts mid episode without anyone noticing
  9. BonkersTheNexusBeing: Say youll be right back then go on a side quest, it can be going to a resteraunt or grocery store or whatever you just need to leave your house to do some errand and record it on your phone. Basically the A plot B plot podcast idea mark had a while ago, the goal is to get back before the others verbally question where you have gone or what you are doing
  10. 007Pistolero:^ an addition to the bounty above: if one of them did like a switch halfway through an episode. Like Mark says “hang on I have to go quick” and instead of him coming back, it’s Tyler and he just carries on the episode like he’s Mark and doesn’t acknowledge at all when the other two question it.
  11. owoguessilldie: Make a charitable donation/drop-off (animal shelter, food pantry, etc.) or volunteer somewhere!
  12. BatgirlAndSpoiler: complete a level of Fnaf 1 or Powerwashing simulator in an episode without the other guys noticing.
  13. emilyisunhinged:Order something from a Guam resident (like on Etsy or something). The item can be anything, but it HAS to be from Guam.
  14. CapSarahSparrow: They've all got streamer/youtuber friends comfortable in front of a camera, so here's my first idea: must get a friend to summarize, on camera, how Distractible works. Like the basics of hosting and points, plus the wheels and THAT word, plus what was just added. Coherently.
  15. Famous-Intern-7270: They draw an episode/story panel by panel like a storyboard
  16. ELECTRIK_Ender: Recreate the iconic scene from Titanic on anything that looks remotely like a boat
  17. kosherkitties: Create a physical art piece (MS Paint doesn't count) drawing, painting, 3D printer, clay, etc etc that encompasses the topic of a previous episode.
  18. Soyoto_: Make and Eat a cannoli
  19. Soyoto: Take a high-quality Moon Photo
  20. 1borgek: Make a loaf of Banana Bread
  21. black-cat-on-bag: Write and present a 2 page book report about a book you read this year
  22. benjaminisbroken: Hire a Celebrity through Cameo to quote a famous distractible bit
  23. New_area1312: Make and eat the perfect meal (from that one episode)
  24. az_is_tired: Go outside and take a picture of a specific bird common in their area (can rotate on bird species and adjust depending on their locations- Ohio and California aren’t going to have the same bird species with the same population sizes)
  25. nanananabetmun: Drink water on stream, but each time you drink from a larger cup. Like that SrPelo bit.
  26. GlitterDealer2555: Bob/Wade - when you visit the other's house, either hide an object without them noticing before the next episode, or take an object without them noticing.
  27. The-Cayden: Stick a “Kick me” sign on the back of your shirt for an episode. You must turn around at some point in the episode and have it visible. If nobody calls it out you win!
  28. BIjewel: Be Farmer John for a day: help out on a farm and feed pigs

Hold those bounties high, listeners and watchers!

u/Monica2796 — 3 months ago

NEW BOUNTY BOARD FOR JUNE POSTING TONIGHT

Around the same time the episode comes out (12am CST) I will have the new bounty board up for June!

Just posting a reminder to have any new bounties ready and to check if your bounty from the previous post made the master list!

If you have any questions feel free to let me know!

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u/Monica2796 — 3 months ago

Help me keep her alive 😔

Got this beauty delivered to me and her leaves have started to have this black around the leaves. This is the 3rd bush ive been gifted and only one survived so far.

The one I have outside hasn't come back for the season and the potted one I have inside is the smallest little bloom.

I want to make sure this one lives too its full glory every year. So any tips would be appreciated!

u/Monica2796 — 3 months ago

Every time it rains this one spot gets soaked,right above the passenger side seat belt. It used to be worst until my mechanic cleaned the drainage. But this one spot is still letting water in.

2006 Nissan pathfinder LE for context.

Is it the sunroof or more likely the roof rack? Gonna try to take the headliner off myself this weekend,but idk how beginner friendly that is to see what's wrong.

Just wanted some thoughts in case people who have seen this before can point me in the right direction before I go on a goose chase.

Edit: took it back to my mechanic and said I need to take it to a body place to get the roof rack re-sealed. thinking maybe I can do that myself hopefully. Wish me luck!

u/Monica2796 — 4 months ago