u/Justboy__

One of the first conversations I’ve had with my 5 year old this morning. I’m trying to explain to him that we’re not actually poor, we’re just average but his mind is set.

He has previously been a very loyal cabinet minister. He looked at the calendar, saw there was a G7 summit and realised it would clash with the start of the World Cup and noped the fuck out there.

He’s previously confirmed himself as a big football fan and knew he wouldn’t be able to get time off.