
u/KapteinKraken

▲ 581 r/airplaneears
Gatekeeper of Hell took a side gig gatekeeping my stairs
u/KapteinKraken — 8 days ago
▲ 927 r/airplaneears
I walked within ten feet of him
Sometimes he tolerates me, but most of the time this is his energy towards me. Offering snacks to curb his infernal rage is futile.
u/KapteinKraken — 20 days ago
I'm actually tired of getting robbed of MVP
I know Widow is an MVP machine but what the fuck? I disrupted their team to win team fights so many times and peeled like hell for the backline. This shit needs to be adjusted.
u/KapteinKraken — 28 days ago
▲ 1.1k r/airplaneears
Jack is perpetually angry at existence. Nothing appeases him, not even treats!
u/KapteinKraken — 1 month ago
▲ 1.1k r/airplaneears
Jack continues to seethe at my existence
This picture was taken after I gave him some catnip treats.
u/KapteinKraken — 1 month ago
▲ 89 r/mildlyinfuriating
This reply to a comment left on an ASMR video of a guy eating pizza and beer while talking about his day
reddit.comu/KapteinKraken — 2 months ago
In what upside-down universe do I not MVP here? Feels like I got robbed so hard.
reddit.comu/KapteinKraken — 3 months ago
▲ 2.2k r/airplaneears
u/KapteinKraken — 4 months ago