▲ 229 r/dadjokes

She choked from laughing before she fired me

A good one from out in the wild.

My wife and I are working on launching a fundraiser for a charity that buys local children Christmas gifts. Okay, it's mostly her working on the actual event, but I'm handling the promotion. We were sitting in the office, her making signs, and myself writing copy for a radio promo when I headed downstairs for a glass of root beer I asked her if she needed anything but she said no.

When I ascended the stairs back to the office she remembered something, "I should have asked you to bring the props for the signs."

I set down my glass, gave her two thumbs up and said, "Great job on the signs my love!"

Anyway, so now I'm downstairs checking Reddit because after laughing so hard she forgot how to breath I was temporarily fired. She can't look at me without laughing again.

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u/Key-Ad9733 — 8 hours ago

Help With Powers

I'm working on building a custom hero for the first time, my concept is that a computer scientist was 'accidentally' exposed to cosmic radiation at OzCorp along with dozens of others. Most died, but my character mutated instead, and now can communicate with and remotely control computers and complex machines... But what are the best powers or sets to accomplish that? I'm thinking that it's probably best to go with Power Control, but I'm not sure.

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Up until now I've only played pickup games as Marvel Heroes. Could anyone more familiar help me with choosing the right abilities to make the concept work?

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u/Key-Ad9733 — 14 days ago
▲ 166 r/pitbulls

Is this why they're considered dangerous?

84 F in my house and this guy insists on cuddling.

My wife has a blanket on, maybe I'm misreading the thermometer?

u/Key-Ad9733 — 1 month ago

Indy Voters could still have a voice in the primary today

Get online, go to your county website, and look at the sample ballots for your area EVEN if you are not a D or R. If there are any local ordinances or directives on the ballot you do have a right to vote on those even if you are not registered to a major party. Please go exercise that right if you can!

As the birthplace of the direct primary election system, it's a shame that this state doesn't let indies vote for either party in the primary. It's double shameful that this state doesn't inform indies of what they CAN vote for during primaries.

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u/Key-Ad9733 — 2 months ago

Information Democrats in PA50 (Crawford, Mercer, Lawrence)

You may have received a letter yesterday from Michelle Brooks asking you to write-in her name for PA Senator in the Primary Election today. She is the sitting Republican PA Senator for our district since 2014, and her record is terrible. Brooks has served as a rubber stamp for the Republican Party of Pennsylvania since her election, including things like doing a complete 180 on mail-in voting (conceived, written, and unanimously supported by the GOP) when MAGA blamed it for Trump's 2020 presidential loss.

There is a write-in candidate more aligned with the values of NWPA Democrats. Her name is Sue Mulvey. The Democratic primary has no candidates listed for PA Senate, so if you want someone to challenge Brooks this November, write-in Sue Mulvey for Senate.

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u/Key-Ad9733 — 2 months ago