She choked from laughing before she fired me
A good one from out in the wild.
My wife and I are working on launching a fundraiser for a charity that buys local children Christmas gifts. Okay, it's mostly her working on the actual event, but I'm handling the promotion. We were sitting in the office, her making signs, and myself writing copy for a radio promo when I headed downstairs for a glass of root beer I asked her if she needed anything but she said no.
When I ascended the stairs back to the office she remembered something, "I should have asked you to bring the props for the signs."
I set down my glass, gave her two thumbs up and said, "Great job on the signs my love!"
Anyway, so now I'm downstairs checking Reddit because after laughing so hard she forgot how to breath I was temporarily fired. She can't look at me without laughing again.