u/KingJackofJozi

Screw people who can't access drinkable water, they are all just a bunch of haters.

I found this on Deviantart.

No Good looks, No charm, Absolute zero to hero.

Rex Mason is a scrawny weakling who pushes papers for Stagg Cosmetics, an evil makeup corporation owned by Simon Stagg who desperately wants to play with the big boys like Grimm and Ra's but can never reach their level.

Rex wants to woe Staggs Daughter Sapphire who is a famous online celebrity known for her makeup and mukbang combo streams. Trying to eat an ungodly amount of food while also trying to apply makeup.

Simon in an attempt to be taken seriously by the Justice League and hopefully sucure a membership in the process, steals an ancient Egyptian recipe for a special form of makeup which was to give wearer divine powers.

The recipe is stolen but due to poor management it ends up in the hands of Rex who decides to create the makeup in an attempt to woe Sapphire.

Needless to say take an a shocking turn when the makeup mutates Rex into a large and powerful golam like creature with power over the elements.

Hijinks to follow as Simon tries to turn Rex into a corporate Super-Hero, Rex tries to woe Sapphire and an ancient cult known as the Children of the Cyclops aren't happy someone stole their recipe.

Also Sapphire flat out doesn't care about any of this and only cares about her streams.

A more comedic take on the Absolute universe that takes cues from Troma's Toxic Avenger movies.

Please I can't stand the Tik-Tok speak.