u/KittyPuperMamaPerson

Hi ladies, I hope this post finds you all as well as can be.

Tonight I have come to confess, because it’s one of those days where you just feel fucking defeated and like I could flood Vegas with my no reason at all tears.

I have to play a god awful game where it’s guess if it’s a blackhead or a fucking facial hair. If you know you know, and you know it fucking sucks. I actually get so excited when it’s just a blackhead. The hairs, there are the abnormally long fine ones that look like the hair I grow on my head, long, silky straight and jet black, also fucking impossible to pluck, because why the fuck not. Then there are the colorless angry hairs that feel like they are stabbing you when you touch your face, just to be fun these fuckers are goddamn invisible and piss me off. Then there are the angry man facial hairs that are thick and mean and want to invade territory where they don’t belong. I just finished the worst period of my life, I am emotional and just tired.

Godspeed ladies.

The following is the copy paste that I texted my SO.

>>I’m on the balcony smoking and one of the back neighbors is with his wife gf whatever, and she’s edging him in the pool. It’s very loud close to orgasm “OH OH YEAH DONT OH YEAH” to talking about whatever then back to the almost orgasm. I’ve been sitting here for like 20 minutes listening.

>>“OH OH OH WOW GOLLY ITS GONNA OH OH ITS A ITS OHHHHAA that was a big one. Sorry about that.”

>>Fucking gold. I’m pretty sure I’m dead now.

That is all.