u/Ksh_667

I do a FED UP ob Meowmy one day. Fur reasons. Herm annoying. Anyway I wait & bides mai time & when herm open da front door - I runrunrun & I nawt stop till I am at da bottom ob a flight ob stairs!

I get dere before Meowmy unnerstand wut happen. Herm pawfused. So I SING DA SONG OB MAI PEOPLE at top volume! So efurryone can know about mai brave adventure!

Meowmy trying to talk me back to mai prison by saying "Ruby, it's 11.30 at night. I don't know what you're hoping to achieve by this."

Obviously I hoping to achieve FREEDOM !!! So I carry on dinging at top volume so all neighbours can hear me!

anyway after 10 furebers (Meowmy - 10 minutes) Meowmy plod downstairs cos apparently "da neighbours don't need dis" & herm grab me & shove me unner one arm & walk back upstairs wif me!

I allow cos herm want me to bez wif herm & I fink I will get trets fur mai bravery. But halfway up da stairs Meowmy run out ob breff & DROP ME!!! Herm can't really walk or do anything so I do an amaze we got dis far!

Now da Meowmy iz gasping fur breff & cling to da banister. I decide I cause herm enuff stress today & I walk back to mai house all by maiself! Herm cud not belieb. Herm fort I wud do a run away again when herm drop me. But no, I goodest girl & walk back home as if dat was mai intention all along!

At last Meowmy get herm breff back & appear in our home. By now I haf occupy herm sofa & wait fur herm. Surprisingly herm was not impressed wif my adventure, but I still got trets fur coming home!

GO CRIMEZ!!!!

😹😹😹😹

• Ruby da Adventurer

Hello fellow rainbow bridge pawty animals! Iz me Garfield, fiureber 20, always expert pawyer!

Secret Life of Pets is my best moobie in da entire universe! It so cleber in showing da genius ob us pets & da wild fun wez get up to when our hoomins are out!

It also shows probs wif how two pets in same home not allus get on well. But!!!! It also shows how dis can be overcome so efurryone end up besties! It bery gud in many ways.

I can't add pic of me here but I will put mai bootiful orange self in da comments. Assuming Meowmy can manage dat! I hopes herm not got more stoopid since I been gone but I wouldn't bet on it! 😹😹

• Garfield, 20, expert pawyer

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Me & mai wonderful boyfur Eamonn teh Invisible as brave defenders of da borthole! Wez all knows what dem pesky hoomins iz after & wez not gonna stand fur it any longer!

Wez doing a big BRAVE here, eben tho we may not always feel it!!! But dat what courage is, yes? Meowmy say if yoo not scared ob a fing, dere no worry bout doing it. But when yoo iz afeared, yet yoo still do it, dat is bravery.

Or dum imo 😹😹. Wez gots to remember dat Meowmy knows nuffin...

Mai da force (ob a fousand kitties!) be wif yoo!!!

• Ruby