Warp Payroll - Crazy Suggestions

We recently started to use Warp for payroll processing. So far they are fine, but some of the things they suggest to me are so crazy I wonder if I am being pranked. For example:

Our pay period is Sunday through Saturday with the pay day the following Wednesday. They recently asked my why we don't just have our pay day on Friday. I kinda laughed because that's absurd but they were dead serious. I explained that I still have people on the clock on Friday and Saturday and the pay period is not even over. They pretty much said "so"? I also explained that since we are on a 3 day approval, I would have to submit payroll on Tuesday to be paid on Friday and all of my hourly people would submit falsified time cards. They didn't bat an eye, said just give everyone estimated hours and true up on the next check.

I just had to gently and firmly tell them no, I would not change my pay day. I actually feel like they were annoyed by me. What was worse is that a "lead compliance" person was on the call and she saw ZERO issue with falsified time cards.

This happened a few weeks ago and I am still trying to figure out how they thought any of that was a good idea or remotely compliant.

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u/Lazy_Exorcist — 1 day ago

Plus size black tie gowns?

Good morning everyone!

Does anyone have a recommendation on where to try on and buy plus sized black tie gowns?

Im about a size 20 and am not having any luck at the usual places.

Thanks in advance.

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u/Lazy_Exorcist — 17 days ago

Event hair and makeup artist recommendations?

Hi everyone!

We are coming to Baltimore in September for a black tie event. We will be staying in the federal hill area.

2 of us are looking for a professional hair and makeup artist. Does anyone have a recommendation for us?

Thank you!

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u/Lazy_Exorcist — 2 months ago

The promoted Fortnite ad on Reddit is alot of t&a

Maybe im getting old but the ad that I keep getting on Reddit is reallllllly focused on the female character in the gold bikini and her body. Its just kind of icky to me.

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u/Lazy_Exorcist — 2 months ago