Think about how much could be solved if we just put aside our differences and worked on helping the world. Why is class conflict supposed to be inevitable?

With the labor power of the proletariats and the financial backing of the bourgeoisie we would be unstoppable! So many possibilities for humankind!

I ask all capitalists to forgive the communists. And I ask all communists to forgive the capitalists. Now let's get to work.

I march into the conference room with all my party members

Ahem... I see the microphone not working and and mutters "piece of junk..." i quickly fiddle on the button and it turns on

**"**Comrades, I have decided to make a annoucement, the party is hereby disbanded."

I start hearing angry shouts from the crowd

"Calm down, calm down, I said CALM DOWN !"

The screaming quickly subsides, I've managed to get them under control for now.

"Because, we have decided to merge the party into the United redditors party, and the current militant organisation we have shall be reorganized into the young redditors under the party, thank you."

Rules:

1. You cannot just repeat want someone else in the comments said

2. Whatever pick gets the most upvotes wins and gets on the chart

3. Only one person per alignment

FREEDOM I LOVE CAPITALISM RAHHHHHHHH PLEASE PAPA AMERCIA BOMB MY COUNTRY, GUSANO AND PROUD AUUUUUUUUUUU, PLEASE SELL OUT ALL OUR NATURAL RESOURCES WOOOOOOOO

I walk to the rally, tens of thousands of supporters watching in their seats for my speech

Ahem, today comrades, i have decided to run for Prime minister

I start hearing yelling and boos from my supporters

"Don't force us into electoralism!"

Calm, calm, CALM...

In Parliament, we will throw ourselves into the political-electoral competition that will have its epilogue in two weeks.

We will go to the ballots just as we went to war, and the war will not end until we have swept away all the debris of the past, all the mummies that wither in Parliament, and opened up the paths of the future for the union!

I start hearing cheering and clapping "long live the commandate!"

Exactly! We go to fight! We are not monarchists, liberals, socialists, democrats, communists, or reactionaries. No.

We are a synthesis of all affirmations and all negations. Yes. We national Syndicalists do not have preconceived ideas!.

Our only doctrine is the deed! And we shall go to the Ballot alone, just like in war and show the UOR our power!

I finally conclude my speech and leave the rally

I look out to a small city with 2000 other personal with me, most of them veterans, my advisor approachs me

​

"Well commandante, we reached the city, should we start the attack"

​

"Oh yes, but first i need you to send this to the Prime minister"

​

I pull out a paper and pen and start writing this

​

"Dear Prime minister Tekid, i hope this message finds you well, im taking the area im in currently with guns"

​

I hand it over to my messager and he quickly scurrys off

​

"Alright men, start the offensive, remember to lead everyone to their home and enforce martial law temporally, can't let any unwanted suprised here."

​

2 hours later, everyone is currently locked in their houses

​

"Alright, let everyone out I have a speech to make"

​

"Commandante are you s-"

​

"Just do it."

​

I climb up to the balcony and manage to garner quite a large crowd

​

I inhale and decide to get the speech over with

​

​

"Ahem, today is a great day for all Unionist patriots, the federal government has consistently ignored the needs of its people for long enough, selling out our nation to communists and foreigners, now is the time for liberation, thus i hereby declare in this city that the Glorious Habashist Syndicalist Liberation Zone is proclaimed"

​

I start hearing cheers and applause, a new dawn is upon us.