Rogers Hold Music (RHM)
I bet you all heard it as soon as you read the title. You call Rogers, press the number for support. Some '90s era tech voice tells you to wait for the next rep...
Welcome to the song of purgatory.
3 hours later your issue is not resolved, but RHM is still playing in your head on the same loop interrupted only by the same voice 'please stay on the line ...'
Now you're in an existential crisis: Am I alive or dead?
You start to question Time & Space: I know it's 1.00 but the clock shows 4.00, and why am I in the kitchen?
Objects become a surrealist nightmares: Why is my phone on a chopping board next to an onion and why is this knife in my hand?
Your SO removes the knife from your hand and takes you to lie down on the couch as you mutter 'I just want to cancel....'. Your family knows the effect of RHM
The Rogers Hold Music....You can never un-hear Pure Evil.
My fellow victims of RHM share your misery, you're safe here😭