
u/Legal_Dot4352

▲ 18 r/Jokes
Told my buddy at the farm that I could make the donkey talk.
I said, "watch this. I'll even ask it a question and it'll answer back." Buddy didnt believe me for one second and even bet $20 on it. So I went over to the donkey. Looked back to make sure he was watching and asked it to guess one of my pronouns. The donkey answered, "He haw?" I said, "yup thats correct!" Buddy shaking his head in disbelief pulled out his wallet. Slaps the $20 in my hand and said, "Jackass".
u/Legal_Dot4352 — 10 days ago