u/Lissba

Before intimacy, I insist that any man stop and wash his hands before touching me at all.

Ladies the pushback. It’s EVERY ONE of them. “I’m not dirty!”
“I just washed them”
“What the fuck you’re a germophobe”

We could literally have walked to my place from the subway, and they will still say that their hands are clean and don’t need to be washed.

Something about the implication of needing washing pisses them off. I’ve tried asking nicely. I’ve tried explaining, I’ve tried blaming neurodivergence.

The only thing that works is saying “look Bucko if you think you’re getting your dick wet, your hands are getting washed right now and because of that reaction, I’m gonna watch you.”

Hear me out

Old wise women who can predict the future (pattern recognition)

with gnarled frail bodies (autoimmunity from overloaded cognitive baseline)

Who stare intently while repeating a monotone chant and holding a cool rock (crystal) or stick (wand) we found because we are self-regulating

Knowledge of crops (patterns babaaay)

Righteous fucking wrath (rigid justice systems)

Ok thanks for coming to me talk 🔮

EDIT TO ADD: you guys I completely forgot the wiggly finger shit