u/LitrlyD3ad

So my computer decided about two weeks ago to just give up the ghost and flatline, but the Ironman grind never stops.

Started playing on console and OH MY GOD. I can’t aim to save my life (and my backline). I can’t do the jiggle movement, I can’t do ANYTHING I was able to pull off on PC.

For some context I was a celestial, I played Ironman as my main DPS on the rare occasion I didn’t need to fill tank. So I was decent, I did well with IM in that rank despite nearly every character on the roster being able to literally think me out of existence. The last time I played a console shooter was COD BO2, am I old? I might be old, my stem cells aren’t quite what they used to be.

PLEASE fellas, give me some tips, how to jiggle, how to SURVIVE out here, I’m not even wood rank anymore, I’m a damn Amoeba 3 player now.

I don’t want to be a bot anymore.

How do I tell my 23 yo friend that he doesn’t need to upgrade to a 2025 mustang. Currently he owns a low mileage 2015 manual GT, it’s finally paid off, he currently lives with his parents and does not pay for insurance.

He asked my opinion and I just laughed it off, hit him with a “whatever you want man” and kept going. For the fellas who have experience with both 2015/2025 models, is it worth him going into financial debt and potentially paying his arm and leg for insurance in the future when his parents finally get tired of covering for it? (He gets speeding tickets damn near weekly). I’ve driven both prior to me picking up my Shelby, I didn’t really notice a big difference besides slight QOL changes. (He also makes fun of me for owning a 2014, not nice.)

I have prayed for days like this. Fingers crossed it comes with something I can finally spend my chroma on.