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Anakin"my stomach size has doubled since the last time we met."

doku"good. twice the stomach, half the mobility."

moments later

grievous"Anakin Skywalker. I was expecting with your reputation to be less of a walking buffet."

Anakin"general grievous. you need to eat something, man. you look malnourished."

moments later

Kenobi"Anderson, you need to go on a diet, man."

Anakin"nahh, i already told you I'm bulking."

Kenobi"no women is touching that mess, dude."

moments later

Anakin"what's up shawty? I'm back"

padmé"holy crap. dude. you're huge."

Anakin"says the person who gained more then me"

padmé"you think I'm fat?"

Anakin"wait. that is not what I..."

padmé: begins crying.

moments later

master windshield"skywhopper you're on this council. but we do not grant you the rank of healthy."

Yoda"disturbing your stomach size is."

Anakin"how can I be eating a salad and not be granted the rank of healthy?"

master windshield"take a seat. thick walker."

Anakin"screw you guys. I don't even like salad."

master windshield"trust me, we know."

what would happen if the RDA suddenly gained the big bess(5 kilometers long, triangular, 956 meters wide at the back, artificial gravity without spinning, warp drive technology, 3 engines, plasma and laser turrets on both the top and bottom, an opening in the middle of the belly, capable of carrying hundreds of x Wing style fighters with dual plasma cannons and anti gravity propulsion) (big bess is the ship)