u/LordyJesusChrist

Twinks, really?

Twinks are the Antichrist. They literally try to look like girls with their smoothly waxed chodes and their hairless ass cracks

They be wearing makeup and getting their nails did, wearin fishnets n shit

That’s female behavior. So if you like them, you’re not actually gay, and you’re def not invited to the weekly MPMD orgy

If you’re into dudes, then actually be into dudes. I’m talkin jacked 6’4 giga chads with chiseled jaw, 6 pack, burley beard, and 10” cock

It’s kinda hetero to be into twinks. I think y’all needa come out the closet and admit to the world that you’re straight

This may be too advanced for half this sub but I keep seeing way too many incel posts, and it needs to be said

You could fucking die in a car accident tomorrow

The girl you been crushing on could get into a relationship, or her parachute could fail to deploy and now she’s dead

How would you feel then? You wasted the last 3 years with onitis for this girl, and now she’s lying lifeless in her casket

Are you gonna regret not shooting your shot?

What about the pearly white gates of hell? You’re sitting there about to be punished and enslaved for all time and eternity… are you gonna regret not going after what you wanted in life?

Look, the modern woman is desperate for men to approach

Rejection is literally nothing once you train your nervous system

Best strategy is to go full autistic and blurt whatever comes to your mind before your ego starts talking yourself out of saying anything at all

I usually say something before I have time to see if she’s cute or not. If she’s not, I chat, then politely end the convo and leave

But more often than expected, she ends up being a smokeshow and I’m glad I said something before I really had a chance to think of all the reasons why I shouldn’t say anything

The only reason you’re scared to say wassup to some shawties is because you are emotionally wounded. You’re not confident

Confidence can come in a few forms, but unless you heal your emotional wounds, the confidence will all be ego based. That false confidence won’t be built on a strong stable foundation, and a woman will eventually see right through your facade

If anything, you should welcome rejection. Everytime we experience an uncomfortable feeling, it is pointing us to something that needs to heal

You gotta feel it to heal it, as so eloquently laid out in the link I attached to this post (probably the gayest think I’ve ever done, besides getting double teamed by 2 bulls)

Y’all think you’re ugly because you don’t have success with women. Naw, you’re not ugly. You’re just a li’l bitch who won’t grow some balls and say wassup to some shorty’s

Every time you feel a negative emotion or unpleasant experience, dig deeper. Close your eyes and locate where that emotion is manifesting in your body

Once you’ve located it, lock in and surrender. Bring all of your awareness to it and Be fully present with that feeling until there is no more of it left to feel

The same thing goes for whenever you’re dating a girl and start getting needy. Close your eyes and be with that fear. Don’t resist it. Don’t try to change it. Don’t try to rationalize it or examine why you’re feeling it. Just feel it

It sounds gay, but it’s the most masculine thing you can do. Not even women feel their emotions. They pretend to have a healthy relationship with them, but talking about your emotions is just another form of suppression

You don’t need to talk about them. You need to feel them

The more you do this, the less triggered you become. The less emotionally reactive you become. The more TRULY confident you become. Rejection bothers you less and less, because you’re training your nervous system that it’s safe to feel emotions without becoming your emotions

There’s nothing to trigger you, the longer you practice it, because you’ve felt the pain from the trigger. It no longer has power over you

If you want to start trying this without having a rejection trigger it… lay down in bed and think about a painful memory

Maybe it was when Chad Thundercock pants you and showed everyone your micro peen in the 8th grade

Hell, for me, I thought I was ugly and not tall enough to land beautiful women

Once you’ve brought up that painful memory, try and really go back to the full experience. What emotions arise?

Okay, locate where the emotional energy is most active/uncomfortable in your body, and bring all of your awareness there

You might feel anxiety tingling in your neck. Your default reaction will be to tense up your shoulders, maybe pound a bowl of ice cream, or generally try to resist it

Instead, just surrender to it. Relax and let it have its way with you (very gay but trust)

Once you sit with an emotion long enough, it may morph from fear, to anger, to shame, to guilt… but eventually, it’s just a puddle of grief

Once you access the grief layer, you will feel a high as it releases

The more of these grief highs you can get, the more confident you’ll become

I always surprise myself. I bat way above my league and people are always surprised to see me mobbing with hot girls. They tell me I’m punching above my belt. But I’m confident in who I am and what I have to offer because I’m rock solid stable. There’s not an ocean of grief weighing me down anymore

Women sense this and it allows them to relax around you. What is the number one need for a woman? Safety and security. It’s biologically hardwired just as it is for you to nut in as many of them as possible

So you want them to feel safe to let you nut in them? Well, get to work on healing your emotions, pony boy

As gay as it is to feel your emotions, it ends up being less gay than holding onto your emotions and shoving them down

Because when you shove them down, they still effect you every single day, whether you’re concious of it or not

I been on this shit for several years now and I’m not even the same person. I didn’t even realize how much emotional weight I was carrying because that was just normal to me

Now I’m on my hot boy shit and don’t gaf about who I approach. You should to the same if you know whats good for you

If you argue with me, you’re probably an incel. Which means you need to just follow directions like a good li’l cuck. Just sayin

Today I’ll be teaching my brethren how to measure your cock without asking ChatGPT or paying some only fans Thot to rate it

The 2 most important measurements commonly requested are both Length, and Girth

Contrary to popular belief, girth is not the same thing as width or diameter

In fact, girth is more akin to circumference. From
The Latin root, circumcision, meaning: non-goyim

With that quick history lesson aside, let us begin

# Tools required:
You are going to need a measuring tap, a single roll of hubba bubba bubble tape ™, and a sharpie ™. If hubba bubba bubble tape ™ is not available in your region, a narrow strip or dunder-mifflin paper ™ can suffice. Though hubba bubba bubble tape ™ is the preferred method

Now, pull up your fave twink porn (it it’s banned in your state, just ask someone on Grindr) and get an erection going. If we’re both being honest with each other, you were already bricked up when you saw the post title

For girth, you are going to want to wrap the hubba bubba bubble tape ™ around the thickest part of your micro penis until the start of the roll meets the other side. When you find this spot, go ahead and either rip the hubba bubba bubble tape ™ so it completely encapsulates your penis like the warmth of twinks bussy, or if you’re scared you’ll blow a load with this method, use the sharpie ™ to mark where the two ends of the hubba bubba bubble tape ™ meet

Roll this cut/marked piece of hubba bubba bubble tape ™ out on a flat surface, and use the measuring tape to see how long it spreads out

THIS, is your girth measurement. Much like the delicious taste of hubba bubba bubble tape ™ with artificial flavors, you may artificially inflate this measurement on the internet as much as you want, and no one will ever know

Let’s proceed to length.

Start at the mushroom, and slowly trace down the underside of your cock towards the balls. Be very careful not to stroke yourself to completion while doing this, as the twink video can very easily send you over the edge

Once at the balls, feel in between them. You feel that hard piece of tissue separating them when you press in?? That’s your cock, you absolute chad!

Continue to follow it down through the taint. You may notice it makes its way into the asshole. This is exciting news. If you think you’re a virgin, you’re actually not! Your dick is always in your asshole, so technically, you’re getting fucked 24/7 and no longer have to lie and say “you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school”

Now, I know what you may be thinking… “my cock is only 10 inches long”

But fear not my friend. Once your cock enters your asshole and meets the prostate, it actually CONTINUES to extend from there up towards what many quack doctors refer to as ‘the spine’

That hard piece of tissue that feels bony going up your back?? That’s actually your cock! We’ve reached giga chad levels of cockery now!

Okay so follow that cock all the way up to your neck, and then start your measurement there. Bring your hubba bubba bubble tape ™ down and around your asshole and all the way out to the tip of you mushroom

THIS is your length measurement

However. It is importantly to subtract a few inches to account for how much your fat booty cheeks prevent the girthy hubba bubba bubble tape ™ from really getting in there and getting a nice tight measurement

If you run out of hubba bubba bubble tape ™ before reaching the mushroom, it means you are a certified BBC capable of punishing even the most fragile lI’l twink and you really don’t need to store the measurement. If you are one hubba bubble bubble tape ™ length or less, you indeed have a micro penis

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Getting jacked is cool and all but once you’ve had enough pussy, you start to realize that a nice wholesome woman sounds way more entertaining than all the pussy in the world

You know, the ones who respect men and have a good relationship with their father. Cook, clean, do wifey shit

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to settle down with a nice girl. Or 2. Max 3. Actually 4 if things get complicated

But it’s not like I need all these hoes. Raw dogging is life and I don’t want stds so I stopped bangin everything that walks

But like, the only place I usually meet girls is in bars, clubs, music festivals. It’s not that you can’t meet a good girl there, but most of them are 304’s. I’m tryna build something with a woman who’s totally in her feminine

Y’all got the sauce?