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Operation common earthworm was launched where suspected antifa members were mailed a floppy disk containing one worm. He stated that “these antifa kids are so dumb they’ll use the disk”. On the disk was a label that says “free healthcare” when asked why he said “it’s all they talk about. It’s what they want. Our other operation is Trojan horse where we filled condoms full of heroin then smuggled them into the United States” he declined to answer any details about operation Trojan horse.

Who doesn’t remember such a lovely core memory?

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