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You can find the previous sex bayaan here: https://www.reddit.com/r/exBohra/comments/1nmejoj/these_waazs_keep_getting_weirder_and_weirder/

Our very kinky aamilsaheb has a fetish of bringing up sex everytime he does sabaqs or when he is invited to a shaadi ni darees. The last one that i've linked above is plenty weird. For this one, his core focus was everything you're supposed to inside the bedroom before you initiate coitus.

The couple whose shaadi ni darees it was had their nikaah in the jungle. Those of you that don't know, dearest SMS went on another africa tafreeh aka hunting trip immediately after he made insane bank from ziyafats in the UK and Europe.

In this hunting trip, these 2 kids were ordained by his holiness in the jungle. There were insane preps made for this wedding that had started even prior to Muharram. You can imagine this is not some favor that he would grant any ordinary person as such both groom and bride belong to extraordinarily wealthy families.

Sagla Mumineen, Mukhliseen, Mushrikeen ane Hardcore Dushmano ne Dawat no Capital nu Independence Day ghanu ane ghanu mubarak thai.

Bas em dua kare aa rishto ek din barabar backfire thai. AMEEEEEEEEEN

I know they're an entirely different branch of Ismailism and they're not associated with us. But still think about this, they believe this guy is THE HAZRAT IMAM. All the rest of us shia branches have our imams hiding in caves or something like pussies but their imam is ALIVE and kicking and publicly known.

In our lore, the Imam is like The Direct Descendant of the Prophet. Direct connection to God. Has all sorts of powers. They've done all sorts of miracles.

Imam Hussain made the earth shake and the sky rain blood tears. Imam Hussain cured a man's impotency and gave him 7 children . Some of the imams have even brought people back from the dead. The list goes on and on. It's never ending

And this dude is their "imam" too. Basically, he should most probably have all of these powers too right?

One thing I’ve never really understood about him or any of the other Imams is this:

The Prophet established the Imamate so that his faith and guidance could continue after him, yet that faith was meant for all of humanity, not just one particular group. So why did the Imams eventually become associated with specific branches and communities within the ummah?

Like why is the Ismaili Imam primarily concerned with the Ismaili community and issues specific to his followers?

If he is a descendant of the Prophet and carries his religious authority, wouldn’t you expect that responsibility to extend to the entire ummah rather than being limited to one particular branch?

Link: https://www.alaqeeqmumenaat.org/book-slots/khatmul-quran-1448h

The link itself authenticates through ITS so it may not be the best idea to open it but this is what it says"

In the light of the luminous words of al-Dai al-Ajal Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (RA) — and with the intention for the long life of al-Dai al-Ajal Syedna Aali Qadr Mufaddal Saifuddin (TUS) so that as many complete recitations (khatam) of the Holy Quran as possible take place — all muminaat sisters around the world are requested to go to the Al Aqeeq Mumenaat app, select a Sipara (Juz/para), and recite it.

Basically, They've made an app that authenticates through ITS so we can book sipara slots and recite Quran for this blithering idiot.

What does he need a long life for anyway? What is the whole purpose of constantly asking us to make dua for his long life?

Even if he dies tomorrow, its not like its going to make any difference to the world whatsoever. One of his idiotic children will take over and the same bs that his ancestors have been parading will continue.

Reference: https://www.instagram.com/naqiyah\_burhanuddin/p/DbnjoV7jYCP/

Yesterday, Naqiyah BS wife of Hussain BS made this post yesterday in appreciation for the legacy of Winston Churchill.

Mind you, nakiyah BS is an indian citizen. Her husband is indian. Her father-in-law SMS is also indian and yet she still thought posting this is a good idea.

You can find out more about Churchils legacy in india here. Winston Churchill has a very dark legacy in India. Doing an appreciation post for someone who possibly caused the bengal famine of india in 1943 is just diabolical.

An estimated 3 million people died during the bengal famine. This is 3x the size of the entire dawoodi bohra community at present at its peak. Such sheer scale of loss.

Infact Churchill has made so many controversial statements about India. There's an entire separate video about it: Here

Infact even a simple chatgpt search about him will tell you he was widely regarded as a racist. Churchill opposed granting independence to India for many years and supported using military force to maintain British control in some colonies.

Scientists have also proposed the "thrifty gene hypothesis," which suggests that populations exposed to repeated famines might have evolved to store fat more efficiently, helping them survive periods of starvation. India experienced many severe famines over centuries, especially during the colonial period. This explains why we look the way we look with more fat accumulation around the abdomen.

There are a few people who called her out on this post but the vast majority sucked ass as usual.

SAFAR UPDATE

*Huzurala tus gai kaale 4 Safar Ul muzaffar 1448H Saturday Raate MUNICH (GERMANY) si wada thai ne by flight Aje Saware DUBAI (UAE) Airport Padhra te baad waha Thora qayam baad waha se wada thai ne Dubai se Emirates EK719 10:40am by flight si NAIROBI (KENYA) Tashreef lavuse te baad waha thora qayam baad waha se wada thaaye ne by chartered flight sanje TABORA (TANZANIA) (TAFREEH) Waste tashreef lavuse.*

Our Lord and Savior Syedna Wa Mowlana Ali Qadar Muffadal Saifuddin wants to go hunting so bad, he didn't even take a small break from his Europe Safar.

He completely ignored Lisbon na mumineen ni request and straight up jumpshipped from Germany to Dubai to Nairobi.

God he must be willing to burn all the ziyafat money as soon as he can. The preps for his hunting trip have already started from like a month ago. They say it's going to be grand this time. They've even done arrangements for a wedding to happen in the jungle. Imam Hussain na Dai frfr.

He needs to take a whole ass chartered flight from Nairobi to Tabora so he can fly his whole ass family to the jungle with him. He goes to Tabora for no other purpose than hunting. There are hardly any mumineen in Tabora.

The worst part is, the 40 days for Muharram aren't even over yet and he's already celebrating. Hunting endangered animals completely missing the whole point of why hussain sacrificed himself in the Jungle. In the waaz, he makes us cry about hussains horse but he has no problem hunting other animals like their lives don't matter.

When will the bohras realize all the money they're giving him isn't buying them shit in heaven. He's a goddamn killer just like his father and grandfather who enjoy spilling the blood of animals year after year.

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