What makes a top sorority a top sorority?

I’m not super familiar with Greek life at Bama but my understanding of/experience with Greek life at other schools is that top houses = best looking girls. Wealth, fashion sense, and being cool/popular also play a big role but looks generally override everything. Grades don’t play a role. Neither do extracurricular involvement. It’s all about how you look and how popular you are, and if the top frats want to spend time with you.

Can someone break down what makes a top sorority at bama?

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u/Low-Variation-5245 — 3 days ago

The other sub glazing Brittany and saying “how good she looks” 🙄

The photoshop is so insanely obvious, are people blind?

u/Low-Variation-5245 — 12 days ago

Ab filter working overtime

Just watched this video and the ab filter is glitching all over the place. DB you’re so funny

I also feel like it’s not discussed enough that her “best friend” is MAGA witch Julia Moshy. This bitch has literally posted about loving Charlie and Erika Kirk….

u/Low-Variation-5245 — 14 days ago

Guyss she’s actually really athletic!

Cap: backwards
Athletic mode: on
Bragging about her “monday in LA”: obviously

Isn’t her new man like anti social media? Or is it just a grift because how could anyone who opposes social medja date this doofus

u/Low-Variation-5245 — 24 days ago

DB dating update 🤡

Her answer to this question is that she’s “really happy right now” and “keeping things private” and it’s “so different” from previous relationships.

So we’ve got the usual DB bragging benchmarks:

  1. SHES SO HAPPY
  2. It’s private this time guysss
  3. It’s 👏 different 👏

Toby are you listening? Hello? Toby? She’s SO HAPPYY!!!!

She made this exact same video when she started dating the short dude, with the exact same qualifiers as above lol. So different! Honestly all these men are interchangeable to her as long as she can use them to pretend that she’s happy on the internet

u/Low-Variation-5245 — 1 month ago

Ali Foley McDevitt husband

He seems like an asshole, from what she posts of him. She posted a story recently saying her husband essentially resents their 4 year old son because he’s a sensitive kid into art etc instead of sports, and her husband really wanted an athletic son aka dbag lax bro like himself.

And in her story yesterday on vacation her husband said he was going to make them walk home after lunch to “burn off all the mozzarella”. It was meant to be a joke I guess but he also didn’t seem to be joking idk. He just doesn’t seem like a nice guy

Unrelated note she is the tackiest person ever with zero style . Who wears 3 Cartier love bracelets in 2026? She dresses like it’s 2014

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u/Low-Variation-5245 — 1 month ago

Gahhhhhh

I’ve been seeing this error since midnight!! Still not able to book, no matter which day in July or which studio. Is anyone else having this same issue? I’m so annoyed lol

u/Low-Variation-5245 — 2 months ago

Kylie’s Hired and Edited Paparazzi Pics

Deux Moix just posted these pics taken of Kylie on a private beach in Turks and Caicos. Aka she hired a photographer, had the pics photoshopped professionally, then sent them to Deux Moix

All the comments on the post are hyping up how sick her body is even though it’s surgically enhanced.

Yes it’s surgically enhanced but it still does not look like this. These pics are 1000 percent edited and it’s so annoying how the majority of the population doesn’t get that. They really think a random paparazzi showed up on a beach in Turk and Caicos and fired off these real, candid, unfiltered and unstaged pics to Duex Moi? Kk

u/Low-Variation-5245 — 3 months ago

Does anyone else think..

It’s weird to wear a bridal looking “custom” dress for your birthday when your engagement was very recently publicly called off? It’s still so weird to me that she just pretends that whole chapter of her life never existed.

Clearly she’s still desperado for her bridal moment

u/Low-Variation-5245 — 3 months ago

Ali Foley McDevitt

I’d love to know what the other Darien moms think of her. She is the complete opposite of the understated Darien wasp.

Also she was posting stories of her young daughters in bikinis yesterday on her public instagram. Does she have any brain cells at all?

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u/Low-Variation-5245 — 3 months ago

She defended herself in the comments saying “tipping culture is out of control.” She obviously doesn’t understand what tipping culture actually is.

she has no problem spending thousands on designer tank tops and botched filler, but she can’t be bothered to throw these guys at least $5? Can’t stand this over privileged idiot with a jacked up face. I wouldn’t comment on her looks if she wasn’t such a shit person but the outsides match the insides.

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u/Low-Variation-5245 — 4 months ago