Too many duplicants?

Too many duplicants?

Getting it out there for all the newer players because I too was getting too many dupes and then abandoning my save files at one point. But to all ONI players, if you took too many dupes, it’s ok to off a few. The easiest way to do this is the ‘move to‘ button available when you click on a dupe. You can force the dupes to go anywhere you want against their will, even if they are about to suffocate with this tool. I hope this helps with the common illness of new player colony abandonment syndrome. Have fun!

u/Low_Eye8535 — 4 days ago

NPC logic: A comic by me!

Script:

*player and npc talk*

npc: hey player!

player: what’s up

npc: i’ve got a quest

player: name it

npc: a boss for you to kill

player: sure!

npc: all right the boss is over there, hop to it!

player: umm, aren’t you forgetting something?

npc: I don’t think so

player: you sure? I think you’re forgetting something

npc: nah

player: shouldn’t you give me some supplies? guns? ammo? food? healing?

player: see, most people would give supplies

npc: why would I do that?

player: so I can do the thing *you* want *me* to do

npc: get your own supplies

player: fine

npc: oh, while you’re hunting for supplies if you find anything good be sure to sell it to me!

player: for how much?

npc: $5

player: what can I buy for $5?

npc: well, for $10 you can buy a candy bar

player: those are everywhere

npc: yeah but you bought this one from me now go kill that boss!

—————————— days later ——————————

player: *gasp* *wheeze* *cough*

npc: oh, you’re back, is the boss dead?

player: (weakly) yes

npc: great! here‘s your reward!

player: thanks, can I have some food?

npc: do you have $10?

player: no

npc: then no

player: but I killed-

npc: no can do player

player: I’m gonna starve!

npc: still no

————————— A few hours later ———————

npc stands over the players dead body

u/Low_Eye8535 — 4 days ago

I'm afraid I'm gaining a fear of the water.

(image slightly related)

I have had quite a few near-death experiences with water in my life, such as falling out of a boat and going down a class 4 rapid alone and another time with a giant class 2 that did not feel like a class 2 at all. But after my latest near-death experience, snorkel not working and almost drowning in a very rough ocean, I think I am starting to fear water. At first I thought it was nothing, like I panicked a bit after I hit the water when we did a rope swing into the ocean later in our trip but I thought I was just shaken, but lately I worry its something more. I go to the pool a lot and have a lot of fun even in the deep end, but when I was planning to go on another trip, when given the option to do whitewater rafting or tubing I felt an irrational sense of fear and opted to go ziplining instead. My worries are increasing when we went on a visit to great falls, and watching all the fast roaring water under my feet I slightly panicked and couldnt look down. What do I do?

u/Low_Eye8535 — 25 days ago

They should just rename this subreddit: buttonproblem. But here’s a real trolley problem, oh noes!

Oh noes! A trolley is heading towards fifty people who are never pullers, when they see you at the lever they unanimously yell at you not to pull the lever saying it’s murder and goes against their beliefs. You can pull the lever to save them, however the trolley would run over another person who is also begging you not to pull the lever. You must lock in your answer 5 seconds before the trolley gets to the junction as part of the ‘anti-track drift’ policy. Do you pull the lever? (yes, the trolley is going to head down the 50 ppl track, sorry if the picture is a little confusing)

u/Low_Eye8535 — 2 months ago