u/Malzyies

I was just able to buy an “ok” ticket on the floor for the 8:30pm show. The 6:00 show’s tickets were immediately shown as ‘sold out’ when the general sales began.

FYI, I am looking for a teet revealing outfit for myself to look my best for Fortune.

If you see a child’s plastic pool placed within sight distance of the theatre for TOT time following the show, it wasn’t me.

If you’re looking for a fucking hilarious (Zach Galifanakis and Martha Kelly, primarily) and extremely heartfelt performance (Louie Anderson), please watch all 4 seasons of Baskets. Martha works phones for Costco and Zach rodeo-clowns by way of an education from a french clown college. It is so, so funny and engaging and entirely original.

TOT’her in, Coach (me, Coach Malzyies), she’s ready to play. Look at her, she (Fortune) can be, center field (of my heart). Thank you.

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