Nikolai
CAN WE APPRECIATE THE PAGES UPON PAGES OF DIALOGUE OF NIKOLAI SPEAKING TO HIS DICK?? 😭😭
like MAN. Ever since i read a rina kent book I've been dying to see niko as one of the two leads. I KNEW he was gonna absolutely be the most hilarious mind numbingly funny lead to read about ever. BUT THIS??? One page in and the first words uttered out of his mouth is him retelling the story of his first erection and him calling his dick a gun and pointing it at everyone in the mansion?? Now that's just peak comedy right there. Then the "fuck no you fucking fuck"
'he twitches again as saying fuck yeahh'
"What the fuck are you a masochist??"
GOD PLEASE HELP ME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING