
I Love that Guard Sucks
I have a bullshit list. Pretty much everything in it sucks from a meta perspective and I am stoked.
I lose early and often. I get mad, admittedly, when certain interactions pop off or when I completely whiff a go turn. I also smile whenever I read my list and when I make a plan for the battle.
Ultimately, I am having fun with this nonsense. There is something thematic, of course, to losing but I am aiming at just letting the nonsense and the weakness of this army wash over me. My opponents are happy.
At the end of the day, it is fun to play and paint my little dudes and if I get to do that, it’s been a fun day. Should GW give us some love? Maybe. Would it make me happier to lose knowing my army is at the top of the meta. Probably not.
As it stands, right now is a glorious time for guard because we solemn few who remain with the faction get to just enjoy playing the fucking game without concerning ourselves too much with how good we might be and we should cherish the actual fun that comes with putting some models on the table and rolling some dice.
Here is my list:
Massada (2,000 Points)
Astra Militarum
Recon Element (3 Detachment Points)
Reconnaissance
Strike Force (2,000 Points)
ATTACHED UNITS
Attached unit 1
Krieg Command Squad (80 Points)
• Attached as: Leader (Character)
• 1x Lord Commissar
◦ 1x Laspistol
◦ 1x Plasma pistol
◦ 1x Power fist
◦ Enhancements: Tripwires
• 1x Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Plasma pistol
◦ 1x Power weapon
• 1x Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Alchemyk Counteragents
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Laspistol
◦ 1x Servo-scribes
• 1x Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Lasgun
◦ 1x Master Vox
• 1x Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Lasgun
◦ 1x Regimental Standard
• 1x Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Plasma gun
Commissar Yarrick (120 Points)
• Attached as: Leader (Character)
• Warlord
• 1x Bale Eye
• 1x Laspistol
• 1x Power klaw
• 1x Power sword
• 1x Storm bolter
Death Korps of Krieg (75 Points)
• Attached as: Bodyguard (Battleline)
• 1x Death Korps Watchmaster
◦ 1x Plasma pistol
◦ 1x Power weapon
• 9x Death Korps Trooper
◦ 9x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Death Korps Medi-pack
◦ 7x Lasgun
◦ 1x Meltagun
◦ 1x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster
Attached unit 2
Cadian Castellan (55 Points)
• Attached as: Leader (Character)
• 1x Plasma pistol
• 1x Power fist
Cadian Command Squad (60 Points)
• Attached as: Leader (Character)
• 1x Cadian Commander
◦ 1x Plasma pistol
◦ 1x Power fist
• 1x Cadian Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Laspistol
◦ 1x Plasma gun
• 1x Cadian Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Lasgun
◦ 1x Master Vox
• 1x Cadian Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Lasgun
◦ 1x Medi-pack
• 1x Cadian Veteran Guardsman
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Plasma gun
Cadian Shock Troops (145 Points)
• Attached as: Bodyguard (Battleline)
• 2x Shock Trooper Sergeant
◦ 2x Close combat weapon
◦ 2x Sergeant’s autogun
• 18x Shock Trooper
◦ 18x Close combat weapon
◦ 14x Lasgun
◦ 2x Meltagun
◦ 2x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster
Attached unit 3
Militarum Tempestus Command Squad (85 Points)
• Attached as: Leader (Character)
• 4x Tempestus Scion
◦ 4x Close combat weapon
◦ 2x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
◦ 1x Medi-pack
◦ 1x Meltagun
◦ 1x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Regimental Standard
• 1x Tempestor Prime
◦ 1x Command Rod
◦ 1x Tempestus dagger
Tempestus Scions (75 Points)
• Attached as: Bodyguard
• 1x Tempestor
◦ 1x Plasma pistol
◦ 1x Power fist
• 4x Tempestus Scion
◦ 4x Close combat weapon
◦ 2x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 1x Meltagun
◦ 1x Plasma gun
CHARACTERS
Gaunt’s Ghosts (95 Points)
• 1x Ibram Gaunt
◦ 1x Bolt Pistol
◦ 1x Gaunt’s chainsword
• 1x Colm Corbec
◦ 1x Corbec’s hot-shot lascarbine
◦ 1x Straight silver knife
• 1x Elim Rawne
◦ 1x Rawne’s lascarbine
◦ 1x Straight silver knife
• 1x Hlaine Larkin
◦ 1x Larkin’s long-las
◦ 1x Straight silver knife
• 1x ’Try Again’ Bragg
◦ 1x Bragg’s autocannon
◦ 1x Straight silver knife
• 1x Oan Mkoll
◦ 1x Lascarbine
◦ 1x Mkoll’s straight silver knife
Ogryn Bodyguard (40 Points)
• 1x Close combat weapon
• 1x Huge knife
• 1x Ripper gun
DEDICATED TRANSPORTS
Taurox (65 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Storm bolter
• 1x Twin autocannon
Taurox (65 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Storm bolter
• 1x Twin autocannon
OTHER DATASHEETS
Artillery Team (95 Points)
• 1x Crew close combat weapons
• 1x Lasgun
• 1x Siege cannon
Attilan Rough Riders (60 Points)
• 1x Rough Rider Sergeant
◦ 1x Hunting lance
◦ 1x Lasgun
◦ 1x Laspistol
◦ 1x Steed’s hooves
• 4x Rough Rider
◦ 4x Hunting lance
◦ 4x Lasgun
◦ 4x Laspistol
◦ 4x Steed’s hooves
Attilan Rough Riders (60 Points)
• 1x Rough Rider Sergeant
◦ 1x Hunting lance
◦ 1x Lasgun
◦ 1x Laspistol
◦ 1x Steed’s hooves
• 4x Rough Rider
◦ 4x Hunting lance
◦ 4x Lasgun
◦ 4x Laspistol
◦ 4x Steed’s hooves
Cadian Recon Squad (80 Points)
• 1x Recon Sergeant
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Lasgun
• 9x Recon Trooper
◦ 1x Autostubber
◦ 9x Close combat weapon
◦ 4x Lasgun
◦ 2x Laspistol
◦ 1x Long-las
◦ 1x Missile launcher
◦ 1x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster
◦ 1x Vox‑relay Beacon
Kasrkin (105 Points)
• 1x Kasrkin Sergeant
◦ 1x Chainsword
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
• 9x Kasrkin
◦ 9x Close combat weapon
◦ 3x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
◦ 1x Hot-shot marksman rifle
◦ 2x Hot-shot volley gun
◦ 1x Melta Mine
◦ 2x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster
Kasrkin (105 Points)
• 1x Kasrkin Sergeant
◦ 1x Chainsword
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
• 9x Kasrkin
◦ 9x Close combat weapon
◦ 3x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
◦ 1x Hot-shot marksman rifle
◦ 1x Melta Mine
◦ 2x Meltagun
◦ 2x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster
Krieg Combat Engineers (65 Points)
• 1x Krieg Engineer Watchmaster
◦ 1x Plasma pistol
◦ 1x Power weapon
• 4x Krieg Combat Engineer
◦ 1x Autopistol
◦ 4x Close combat weapon
◦ 2x Combat shotgun
◦ 1x Flamer
◦ 1x Remote Mine
Rogal Dorn Battle Tank (260 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Coaxial autocannon
• 1x Heavy stubber
• 2x Meltagun
• 2x Multi-melta
• 1x Oppressor cannon
• 1x Pulveriser cannon
Scout Sentinels (55 Points)
• 1x Close combat weapon
• 1x Hunter-killer missile
• 1x Lascannon
• 1x Sentinel chainsaw
Scout Sentinels (55 Points)
• 1x Close combat weapon
• 1x Hunter-killer missile
• 1x Lascannon
• 1x Sentinel chainsaw
ALLIED UNITS
Callidus Assassin (100 Points)
• 1x Neural shredder
• 1x Phase sword and poison blades
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