Help needed: How can I stop getting bricked up and wanting to goon everytime I play this game?

Help needed: How can I stop getting bricked up and wanting to goon everytime I play this game?

Damn archer boobs 🤤😋 (opening my pants rn)

When people say "gooner game", they usually meant overwatch or genshin stuff

But for me, it's clash royale/clash of clans

I'm really barely able to play this game without having an extreme erection

Especially when I'll be always seeing archer queen, archer, valkyrie, musketeer, firecracker, man this game is really already a 🌽 game to me

I often immediately hop into browser and open my pants after playing this game

u/Mas_Dappa — 3 days ago
▲ 202 r/GenZ

Are Gen Z capable of making good music?

As a 22 year old dude myself, I don't dig into the "old is gold, new is trash" stuff that boomers are always pushing. That being said, I personally don't see how MJ & Freddie are superior to Benson or Sombr. I also believe that while music made by Gen Z may not sound like music from the 80s to the 2010s, they're still good in their own 2020s style, which to me, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's bad compared to the previous eras

But pretty sure a lot of you guys might agree with boomers this time about how 80s-2000s music is better than today's ones (or maybe not?)

Since Gen Z started dominating today's music industry, what do you think of all the music made by our generation, starting from the unknown undergrounds up to the mainstream ones?

Do you think Gen Z is able to make good music just like gen x did in the 80s-2000s and millennials did in the 2010s?

If they're all just bad, do you think there's a reason why our generation can't make good music at least as good as the ones we grew up with?

u/Mas_Dappa — 27 days ago

Why is progressing so hard and regressing so easy in Bronze? Like what's even calibration, consolation etc.?

Whenever I win, I always progress below 10%, heck, even with the help of "winning trend" and "uphill battle", the best I can get is just 7%

But once I lose in a match no matter how hard I try my best, the regression is often way way bigger than progressing during wins like how I lost 14% here. This really makes losing and regressing feels way much easier than winning

If this always happens to me then it wouldn't be a surprise if I only reached silver by 2030

Can someone explain how these even work?

I'm not on my pc rn so I can't include my replay codes. I'll add them later (if you actually care)

Edit: I admit that I still really suck at playing Bastion, but for Juno, I've really tried my best

Wins (Juno) PDS2J9 19D2Q2

Too bad that the 3rd slide is like 10 days ago and I completely forgot which match was that and what hero I was using. Maybe I'll just put this random match replay where I lose as Bastion with a 1-2 result in ilios and you can evaluate my performance: H4TE4C (Bastion)

u/Mas_Dappa — 28 days ago
▲ 1.8k r/Overwatch

35% winrate after almost 600 matches and still hardstuck in bronze. Am I genetically incapable of playing OW?

I usually just heavily rely on how my skills naturally develop throughout the lots of matches I played, but it just seems that I never grow at all after these all hours I wasted, and here I am now still in bronze

Are there actually other mandatory requirements for me just to rank up so silver besides just continuously playing until I become fully good at this? Did I miss something crucial here? Or overwatch is just not for me?

I do admit that my tracking is bad, my timing is worse and I keep panic spamming no matter how many times I play. Maybe my idiotic noobie self is just naturally incapable of gaming?

How do you guys easily climb up to gold or plat?

Edit: I really wasn't expecting this to gain huge attention. But I made a mistake where I didn't include the replay codes which turns out to be a very important thing here when seeking advice. So here are my replay codes of the matches where I lose:

Tank (mostly Sigma and some Mauga)

- 7MDG59

- 56VB17

- 7SCQ4Z

- V5HHG4

- YWYH16

- PB3Y8Z

Support (Juno or Kiriko)

- M1RBDY

- CECAQ1

- 8P19PN

Sigma & Juno are my mains. I play Mauga & Kiriko when I'm bored of always using my mains

My username is putramelayu

I'd be more than happy if you're willing to spend your time helping me :)

u/Mas_Dappa — 1 month ago

[vent] I'm too upset that Juno isn't real

Note: I originally posted this in r/overwatch, but it got taken down for no reason. Even the mods aren't responding to my questioning of their removal decision. Idk where else to seriously vent this outside of the overwatch circle since it's just too overwatch specific

Idk where else to vent about a specific overwatch character if not in the ow sub

I've been playing this game for 4 years and I only feel the urge to quit lately due to something in the game, too perfect that's tearing me apart. This feeling becomes stronger right now right after playing as her

Playing as her, regardless of winning or losing, somewhat makes me sad as the only way I can feel the direct interaction of a perfection angle is only through my laptop, which is simply only through pixels forming up into a purple haired asian born in mars. She's too good to be true. A cute, innocent 19 year old Asian with a bobcut hairstyle, round face and adorable eyes, flying around full of joy and positivity... man, finding a carbon copy of this piece of perfection in overwatch just seems impossible for me

Who am I? I'm just a random 22 year old mf with no clear future, broke, living in a third world country, stuck under 5'7, is out of shape and barely getting wins in this game, seeing a fictional sci fi futuristic fantasy where a girl discovers a new world where she's supposed to be, then joining a huge organization in war with evil. I'm low-key jealous of ow characters that can actually be with her, eating rice "fried by a chicken" with superior dinosaur-shaped nuggets. I'm here just alone watching all the fun I'll never have throughout my life. I'm here eating rice with nuggets alone and all I can do is just eat with a literal inanimate image that doesn't even interact with me at all. No talks, no discussions, no joking, and nothing that can bond me with her close as she's not in our universe in the first place

Not to mention that I'm living in an era far away from theirs. We're in 2026, Juno wasn't even born yet, and the old guys like rein & ana are probably in their childhood rn. Even if I managed to live until the 2070s where overwatch events happened, I might be too old, wrinkled and stinky to be with a kind and heartwarming medical girl raised outside earth.

No wonder why my life is just empty all about sadness. I'm sad how this world is just dark, sorrowful and terrible. Perfection here is almost a myth as it barely happens. So does finding true love with a literal Juno is just... man me buying a Lamborghini and a private island might be more possible than me having a family with Juno, or at least a carbon copy of her in real life

I feel like giving up on this game. There's just something that I can't stand without hating this world. This game feels like it's worsening a wound that's supposed to be fulfilled only if Juno could be here, staying along with and continuously supporting me in my darkest points of life

Note #2: If you're a mod and you're considering removing this post, I'd really really appreciate it if you can first suggest where I can seriously vent this instead of this sub

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u/Mas_Dappa — 2 months ago