


Why would you Put Kenny at Goalie?
I decided to do a Soccer pick up game with random teams, and I was not liking my odds. I got a team full of bad players and role players (plus Gretchen), while they got a pretty stacked team with both kawaguchi siblings (plus they had Dimitri, Dante, Achmed, and Sally) with no obvious weaknesses other than Ernie. For those who do not know- Kenny is the best player in long games, as stamina is the unquestioned most important attribute there. With his well rounded stats he can basically break the game by playing forward all game.
Then to start the game Gretchen booms a goal, and I am shocked to see they wasted their best player at his worst position.
I hope their team really loves Gretchen's theme song, as they had to listen to it 5 times. My plan of "Get the ball to Gretchen and get out of her way" was a huge success, even though they kept going out of their way to drive the ball down the other side of the field.